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#6 (+|-) (Rated: -70)
ems: klown had any pineapple penetration recently
klown: yeah


#105 (+|-) (Rated: -69)
beezled: there's a vidya of me eating snow on youtube
flyingkoala: show :3
drew: theres a vid of me climbing into my fridge then showing ass on youtube
flyingkoala: don't show


#40 (+|-) (Rated: -68)
"Offbow's balls are like the 8th wonder of the new world" - beezled 2011


#1 (+|-) (Rated: -63)
fruity is trio after a few drinks in a shower wit 2 other men - Niro


#62 (+|-) (Rated: -61)
"I love snatch" – Jacknile, 2010


#10 (+|-) (Rated: -59)
jack_housemd: i cant wait to dip my cock in caramel and rub it all over your chest
nakednile: dat chest
nakednile: i want to shave your chest and shove the hair in my asshole
mr_offbow: oh jack how you do talk to me :)
nakednile: what can i say
nakednile: that last one was pretty good
mr_offbow: im loving it


#28 (+|-) (Rated: -58)
"lfc has some nice boobs js" - dubsketch, 2010


#53 (+|-) (Rated: -58)
"Creme...this stuff cools it down...feels good" – Anheroo, 2010


#39 (+|-) (Rated: -57)
mohmadshamim: rawr77/iwill walr with love you Foreuer?


#106 (+|-) (Rated: -57)
beezled: i want to eat and fuck everything


#98 (+|-) (Rated: -57)
trioxin245: what i would do to ejaculate over beezled while she sleeps


#103 (+|-) (Rated: -57)
niro: i lost my sex organ in a terrible harvesting accident


#14 (+|-) (Rated: -56)
"my gay disability fetish" - Tate 2010


#21 (+|-) (Rated: -56)
"I can do all kinds of shit with my tongue" Rawr77 - 2010


#35 (+|-) (Rated: -56)
"one look at this bother and i could tell he was competitive at his dominos" - dubsketch 2010


#57 (+|-) (Rated: -56)
"I'm all wet." – thecolorgreen, 2010


#65 (+|-) (Rated: -56)
"I have crotch gnomes." – Lapis, 2010


#73 (+|-) (Rated: -56)
"My lips are completely contained by my vagina." – Random, 2010


#15 (+|-) (Rated: -55)
"i got white stuff on my face" - ems, 2010


#37 (+|-) (Rated: -55)
"there is white stuff in my mouth" - ems 2011


#114 (+|-) (Rated: -55)
my mum used to squirt it on my pillow - ems 2013


#117 (+|-) (Rated: -55)
handjob: i will rape face in a jamaican prison (04/25/13)


#27 (+|-) (Rated: -54)
"how do you spell z"  - Crazyitalian 2010


#32 (+|-) (Rated: -54)
jack: I want your scrotum between my nipples
mr_offbow: i want to fuck the back of your ear with a picture of a bear on my cock


#47 (+|-) (Rated: -54)
"mcnutt really does write ANY name on her tits doesn't she?"  - palpaple, 2011


#113 (+|-) (Rated: -54)
my mum used to squirt it on my pillow - ems 2013


#5 (+|-) (Rated: -53)
jacknile: im playing a song about how much i want to be inside of you
buyingjarofcaramel: im imagining this pizza is your genitalia


#83 (+|-) (Rated: -53)
“Wheel do you like celery?” – Voca, 2010


#96 (+|-) (Rated: -53)
niro: i swallow
niro: aint no bullemic


#7 (+|-) (Rated: -52)
"you sent me a snuggie i sent you horse  intestines" - Thetate, 2010


#18 (+|-) (Rated: -52)
"i am a dragon, but you guys are telling me to be a dragon"  Jasun - 2010


#23 (+|-) (Rated: -52)
"first time i did it i was in a gay club, so fun!"  Juju - 2010


#34 (+|-) (Rated: -52)
"i dont believe in hippo's" - juju 2010


#59 (+|-) (Rated: -52)
"I like it slow and soulful" – thecolorgreen, 2010


#2 (+|-) (Rated: -51)
sexykoala: I feel so agechecked D:


#12 (+|-) (Rated: -51)
"Would you like a Brazil nut?" - Kays mum , 2010


#13 (+|-) (Rated: -51)
"black men are gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay" - tate 2010 (song)


#43 (+|-) (Rated: -51)
"u know dat bitch random, fucked her in the ass...random" - voca, 2011


#74 (+|-) (Rated: -51)
"I'll just draw you a picture of my vagina so you can see what it looks like." – Random


#81 (+|-) (Rated: -51)
"I would take care of my dick like a baby" – Trioxin, 2010


#82 (+|-) (Rated: -51)
"You could wear me like a puppet!" – Trioxin, 2010


#90 (+|-) (Rated: -51)
trioxin245: i dont get it.room of europeans talking about shitty us pop bands from the 90s
trioxin245: you guys suck


#69 (+|-) (Rated: -50)
“Its hard and only works half the time” – Offbow, 2010


#11 (+|-) (Rated: -49)
Jacknile: i want you to rub your beard all over my genitalia baby


#108 (+|-) (Rated: -49)
[19:22] beezled: i want to eat and fuck everything


#115 (+|-) (Rated: -49)
Ems: oh i love my vagina


#29 (+|-) (Rated: -48)
jacknile: i want shove missletoe up your arse while performing fellatio on elm0


#48 (+|-) (Rated: -48)
beezled: awww, you guys make me feel dirty


#71 (+|-) (Rated: -48)
"How can you use product, and look retarded?" – Offbow, 2010


#93 (+|-) (Rated: -48)
jasun: kids can suck my dick