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#1 (+|-) (Rated: -57)
fruity is trio after a few drinks in a shower wit 2 other men - Niro


#2 (+|-) (Rated: -46)
sexykoala: I feel so agechecked D:


#3 (+|-) (Rated: -40)
vixx screams a ferocious battle cry and slaps Koala with a sloppy Tuna fish.
vixx snags the white gloves while hes down and fishy
vixx: >:E
sexykoala: oh noes
sexykoala: I feel so fishy D:


#4 (+|-) (Rated: -38)
"YOU'RE MUSLIM?!!!?" Tate 2010


#5 (+|-) (Rated: -47)
jacknile: im playing a song about how much i want to be inside of you
buyingjarofcaramel: im imagining this pizza is your genitalia


#6 (+|-) (Rated: -64)
ems: klown had any pineapple penetration recently
klown: yeah


#7 (+|-) (Rated: -46)
"you sent me a snuggie i sent you horse  intestines" - Thetate, 2010


#8 (+|-) (Rated: -37)
"i just lick it when its wet" - ems 2010


#9 (+|-) (Rated: -33)
"I look bitchin' in my snuggie" - pm 2010


#10 (+|-) (Rated: -53)
jack_housemd: i cant wait to dip my cock in caramel and rub it all over your chest
nakednile: dat chest
nakednile: i want to shave your chest and shove the hair in my asshole
mr_offbow: oh jack how you do talk to me :)
nakednile: what can i say
nakednile: that last one was pretty good
mr_offbow: im loving it


#11 (+|-) (Rated: -42)
Jacknile: i want you to rub your beard all over my genitalia baby


#12 (+|-) (Rated: -45)
"Would you like a Brazil nut?" - Kays mum , 2010


#13 (+|-) (Rated: -44)
"black men are gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay" - tate 2010 (song)


#14 (+|-) (Rated: -50)
"my gay disability fetish" - Tate 2010


#15 (+|-) (Rated: -50)
"i got white stuff on my face" - ems, 2010


#16 (+|-) (Rated: -39)
jacknile: I want to cum in your bellybutton while sniffing your balls
jacknile: Im gonna finger your asshole with my foot


#17 (+|-) (Rated: -35)
"I would totally do it with my sister" - Anheroo, 2010


#18 (+|-) (Rated: -48)
"i am a dragon, but you guys are telling me to be a dragon"  Jasun - 2010


#19 (+|-) (Rated: -34)
rawr77: guys, never get caught almost having sex in a mcdonalds bathroom by the manager
rawr77: JUST SAYIN
rawr77: good good


#20 (+|-) (Rated: -27)
"I want to piss in your anus while running my masculine cock through your hair" Jacknile - 2010


#21 (+|-) (Rated: -49)
"I can do all kinds of shit with my tongue" Rawr77 - 2010


#22 (+|-) (Rated: -28)
"i love Jeremy, he's my baby" voca - 2010


#23 (+|-) (Rated: -46)
"first time i did it i was in a gay club, so fun!"  Juju - 2010


#24 (+|-) (Rated: -40)
"just lying in bed and tate is goin up and down on my ass" - ems 2010


#25 (+|-) (Rated: -36)
"i condition my ass hairs" bitemenow10 - 2010


#26 (+|-) (Rated: -36)
"My boobs are champs."  lapis - 2010


#27 (+|-) (Rated: -48)
"how do you spell z"  - Crazyitalian 2010


#28 (+|-) (Rated: -51)
"lfc has some nice boobs js" - dubsketch, 2010


#29 (+|-) (Rated: -41)
jacknile: i want shove missletoe up your arse while performing fellatio on elm0


#30 (+|-) (Rated: -37)
“TONGUE RINGS FEEL GOOD ON MY VAGINA" – Ness, 2010


#31 (+|-) (Rated: -30)
"fuck you somegui! Don't tell me how to live my life! I will suck your dick!" -Tate 2010


#32 (+|-) (Rated: -49)
jack: I want your scrotum between my nipples
mr_offbow: i want to fuck the back of your ear with a picture of a bear on my cock


#33 (+|-) (Rated: -27)
"monster cock is monster" - ems, 2010


#34 (+|-) (Rated: -47)
"i dont believe in hippo's" - juju 2010


#35 (+|-) (Rated: -50)
"one look at this bother and i could tell he was competitive at his dominos" - dubsketch 2010


#36 (+|-) (Rated: -35)
"my shirt just fell in the tiolet" - CI 2011


#37 (+|-) (Rated: -49)
"there is white stuff in my mouth" - ems 2011


#38 (+|-) (Rated: -38)
"im going to decapitate you and then shove your seperated head in my vagina" - ems, 2011


#39 (+|-) (Rated: -52)
mohmadshamim: rawr77/iwill walr with love you Foreuer?


#40 (+|-) (Rated: -62)
"Offbow's balls are like the 8th wonder of the new world" - beezled 2011


#41 (+|-) (Rated: -41)
"ANDREW THAT WAS FUCKING QQUICK GET BACK IN THERE YOU GREASY SCOTSMAN" beezled 2011


#42 (+|-) (Rated: -24)
sodaenemadotcom: hi admin have you tried the newest enema?
sodaenemadotcom: please head over to soda enema dot com
mr_offbow: you have done good work bro
mr_offbow: A*****
mr_offbow: as ebay would say


#43 (+|-) (Rated: -45)
"u know dat bitch random, fucked her in the ass...random" - voca, 2011


#44 (+|-) (Rated: -32)
"i love you because you'er not fully brown" - mcnutt 2011


#45 (+|-) (Rated: -33)
"I WANT TO SMELL YOU" - mcnutt 2011


#46 (+|-) (Rated: -33)
"when i was a kid we used to play spoons" - mcnutt 2011


#47 (+|-) (Rated: -47)
"mcnutt really does write ANY name on her tits doesn't she?"  - palpaple, 2011


#48 (+|-) (Rated: -41)
beezled: awww, you guys make me feel dirty


#49 (+|-) (Rated: -38)
" cum is a delicious snack " - lapis


#50 (+|-) (Rated: -35)
"He's still a good friend of mine." – Anheroo, 2010


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