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Reelaxregs Quotes Database

Reelaxregs Quotes


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#51 (+|-) (Rated: -46)
"Gui's dying.... it's hilarious." – Beezled, 2010


#52 (+|-) (Rated: -41)
"I just want to go home and pop it in." – Belair, 2010


#53 (+|-) (Rated: -64)
"Creme...this stuff cools it down...feels good" – Anheroo, 2010


#54 (+|-) (Rated: -45)
“I’m just gonna drink till you look pretty” – Bland, 2010


#55 (+|-) (Rated: -43)
"If anyone has a clean asshole, it's Lapis." – Boston, 2010


#56 (+|-) (Rated: -46)
"Hey, why is the giant dick in the sky pointing right at my name?” – Belair, 2010


#57 (+|-) (Rated: -62)
"I'm all wet." – thecolorgreen, 2010


#58 (+|-) (Rated: -47)
"I have a light saber.  Here's your cheese." – thecolorgreen, 2010


#59 (+|-) (Rated: -58)
"I like it slow and soulful" – thecolorgreen, 2010


#60 (+|-) (Rated: -48)
“I have bright red nipples  like targets" – Ems,2010


#61 (+|-) (Rated: -47)
"JASUN LETS SEXT" – Jacknile, 2010


#62 (+|-) (Rated: -66)
"I love snatch" – Jacknile, 2010


#63 (+|-) (Rated: -46)
“I FAP!  DON'T WORRY PEOPLE! – Lapis, 2010


#64 (+|-) (Rated: -48)
“In that case, "hellooooo Sweeeetness!"  – Lapis, 2010


#65 (+|-) (Rated: -59)
"I have crotch gnomes." – Lapis, 2010


#66 (+|-) (Rated: -37)
"I don't care who you are, you can't control your asshole when you're sleeping." – Ness


#67 (+|-) (Rated: -46)
"I just got a mount for my goblin." – McNutt, 2010


#68 (+|-) (Rated: -40)
"At some point I'm going to show my penis or something.  It'll be amazing." – Offbow, 2010


#69 (+|-) (Rated: -53)
“Its hard and only works half the time” – Offbow, 2010


#70 (+|-) (Rated: -45)
"WTF you idiot, no one straightens there VAGINA HAIR" – Loverfacecat, 2010


#71 (+|-) (Rated: -52)
"How can you use product, and look retarded?" – Offbow, 2010


#72 (+|-) (Rated: -40)
"Oh my God, we need Beezled.... NOW!" – Offbow, 2010


#73 (+|-) (Rated: -62)
"My lips are completely contained by my vagina." – Random, 2010


#74 (+|-) (Rated: -56)
"I'll just draw you a picture of my vagina so you can see what it looks like." – Random


#75 (+|-) (Rated: -48)
“I always have prunes for girlfriends.  What can I do about it?” – Somegui, 2010


#76 (+|-) (Rated: -49)
"I want to fuck thomas in the ass." – Rawr77, 2010


#77 (+|-) (Rated: -41)
"Come here lfc... experiment with my head" - Suze, 2010


#78 (+|-) (Rated: -51)
"Half my head is fluffy" – Suze, 2010


#79 (+|-) (Rated: -53)
"I don't hand you a limp noodle" – Suze, 2010


#80 (+|-) (Rated: -41)
"C'mere and pet this kitty." – Suze, 2010


#81 (+|-) (Rated: -55)
"I would take care of my dick like a baby" – Trioxin, 2010


#82 (+|-) (Rated: -55)
"You could wear me like a puppet!" – Trioxin, 2010


#83 (+|-) (Rated: -59)
“Wheel do you like celery?” – Voca, 2010


#84 (+|-) (Rated: -47)
"How large can my vulva be?" – Tika, 2010


#85 (+|-) (Rated: -48)
" Those were my huge ones." - Suze, 2010


#86 (+|-) (Rated: -50)
thirteen: im wet
thirteen: mmm


#87 (+|-) (Rated: -40)
niro: suck my dick ash ketchup


#88 (+|-) (Rated: -41)
samms: i like anal flavour


#89 (+|-) (Rated: -37)
da: MFW samms can make a gayer comment than i can


#90 (+|-) (Rated: -57)
trioxin245: i dont get it.room of europeans talking about shitty us pop bands from the 90s
trioxin245: you guys suck


#91 (+|-) (Rated: -51)
jasun: I r hungry
jasun: for my own faeces


#92 (+|-) (Rated: -52)
shorttye: all about cock on lips
shorttye: im addicted


#93 (+|-) (Rated: -54)
jasun: kids can suck my dick


#94 (+|-) (Rated: -38)
beezled: my uterus is cringing


#95 (+|-) (Rated: -46)
niro: i swallow


#96 (+|-) (Rated: -57)
niro: i swallow
niro: aint no bullemic


#97 (+|-) (Rated: -53)
not: mfw trio always thinks i hate him
trioxin245: OFCOURSE
trioxin245: YOU ARE ALWAYS MAKING RACIST JOKES
trioxin245: AND NEVER ARE LIKE "so how was your day trio?"
trioxin245: and id go "it was so-so"
not: How was your day trio?
not: pick any oranges?


#98 (+|-) (Rated: -62)
trioxin245: what i would do to ejaculate over beezled while she sleeps


#99 (+|-) (Rated: -47)
beezled_mute: we're sluts, we'll take anyone


#100 (+|-) (Rated: -41)
Sam Crudge : you got bf2?
Harry (Offbow) Bartlam: yeah somewhere but im drawning a vigina at the moment
Sam Crudge : LOL


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