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#101 (+|-) (Rated: -51)
drew: I've taken plenty a load in the mouth


#102 (+|-) (Rated: -50)
mcnutt: i hope you're talking about my genitals


#103 (+|-) (Rated: -61)
niro: i lost my sex organ in a terrible harvesting accident


#104 (+|-) (Rated: -44)
"Of all the things I wish I could do, reading and writing is one of them"-offbow


#105 (+|-) (Rated: -74)
beezled: there's a vidya of me eating snow on youtube
flyingkoala: show :3
drew: theres a vid of me climbing into my fridge then showing ass on youtube
flyingkoala: don't show


#106 (+|-) (Rated: -64)
beezled: i want to eat and fuck everything


#107 (+|-) (Rated: -47)
falkortheluckdragon: yolo


#108 (+|-) (Rated: -53)
[19:22] beezled: i want to eat and fuck everything


#109 (+|-) (Rated: -44)
l3rl4n: I think the best thing about having a mustache, is never having to search for your booger after shooting a snot rocket. It's always served fresh on a silver platter on top your beard. Prime for licking up the mess.


#110 (+|-) (Rated: -43)
sexykoala: strangest things happened
offbow: yeah?
sexykoala: my cheese dealer decided to ignore me
offbow: WTF HA


#111 (+|-) (Rated: -48)
Ems: NO ONE WILL BE JIZZING


#112 (+|-) (Rated: -42)
trioxin245: i wonder if ems frowns after an orgasm


#113 (+|-) (Rated: -58)
my mum used to squirt it on my pillow - ems 2013


#114 (+|-) (Rated: -61)
my mum used to squirt it on my pillow - ems 2013


#115 (+|-) (Rated: -52)
Ems: oh i love my vagina


#116 (+|-) (Rated: -53)
"I would still tear up your ass random" - handhob, 2013


#117 (+|-) (Rated: -62)
handjob: i will rape face in a jamaican prison (04/25/13)


#118 (+|-) (Rated: -35)


#119 (+|-) (Rated: -46)
"i don't mind fucking little girls" - handjob 2013


#120 (+|-) (Rated: -32)
"handjob drunk himself retarded" - dub 2013


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