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Reelaxregs Quotes Database

Reelaxregs Quotes


#120 (+|-) (Rated: -37)
"handjob drunk himself retarded" - dub 2013


#119 (+|-) (Rated: -51)
"i don't mind fucking little girls" - handjob 2013


#118 (+|-) (Rated: -40)


#117 (+|-) (Rated: -66)
handjob: i will rape face in a jamaican prison (04/25/13)


#116 (+|-) (Rated: -57)
"I would still tear up your ass random" - handhob, 2013


#115 (+|-) (Rated: -58)
Ems: oh i love my vagina


#114 (+|-) (Rated: -65)
my mum used to squirt it on my pillow - ems 2013


#113 (+|-) (Rated: -63)
my mum used to squirt it on my pillow - ems 2013


#112 (+|-) (Rated: -47)
trioxin245: i wonder if ems frowns after an orgasm


#111 (+|-) (Rated: -54)
Ems: NO ONE WILL BE JIZZING


#110 (+|-) (Rated: -48)
sexykoala: strangest things happened
offbow: yeah?
sexykoala: my cheese dealer decided to ignore me
offbow: WTF HA


#109 (+|-) (Rated: -48)
l3rl4n: I think the best thing about having a mustache, is never having to search for your booger after shooting a snot rocket. It's always served fresh on a silver platter on top your beard. Prime for licking up the mess.


#108 (+|-) (Rated: -59)
[19:22] beezled: i want to eat and fuck everything


#107 (+|-) (Rated: -52)
falkortheluckdragon: yolo


#106 (+|-) (Rated: -70)
beezled: i want to eat and fuck everything


#105 (+|-) (Rated: -80)
beezled: there's a vidya of me eating snow on youtube
flyingkoala: show :3
drew: theres a vid of me climbing into my fridge then showing ass on youtube
flyingkoala: don't show


#104 (+|-) (Rated: -48)
"Of all the things I wish I could do, reading and writing is one of them"-offbow


#103 (+|-) (Rated: -66)
niro: i lost my sex organ in a terrible harvesting accident


#102 (+|-) (Rated: -54)
mcnutt: i hope you're talking about my genitals


#101 (+|-) (Rated: -58)
drew: I've taken plenty a load in the mouth


#100 (+|-) (Rated: -46)
Sam Crudge : you got bf2?
Harry (Offbow) Bartlam: yeah somewhere but im drawning a vigina at the moment
Sam Crudge : LOL


#99 (+|-) (Rated: -51)
beezled_mute: we're sluts, we'll take anyone


#98 (+|-) (Rated: -68)
trioxin245: what i would do to ejaculate over beezled while she sleeps


#97 (+|-) (Rated: -58)
not: mfw trio always thinks i hate him
trioxin245: OFCOURSE
trioxin245: YOU ARE ALWAYS MAKING RACIST JOKES
trioxin245: AND NEVER ARE LIKE "so how was your day trio?"
trioxin245: and id go "it was so-so"
not: How was your day trio?
not: pick any oranges?


#96 (+|-) (Rated: -62)
niro: i swallow
niro: aint no bullemic


#95 (+|-) (Rated: -50)
niro: i swallow


#94 (+|-) (Rated: -43)
beezled: my uterus is cringing


#93 (+|-) (Rated: -59)
jasun: kids can suck my dick


#92 (+|-) (Rated: -56)
shorttye: all about cock on lips
shorttye: im addicted


#91 (+|-) (Rated: -55)
jasun: I r hungry
jasun: for my own faeces


#90 (+|-) (Rated: -61)
trioxin245: i dont get it.room of europeans talking about shitty us pop bands from the 90s
trioxin245: you guys suck


#89 (+|-) (Rated: -42)
da: MFW samms can make a gayer comment than i can


#88 (+|-) (Rated: -45)
samms: i like anal flavour


#87 (+|-) (Rated: -44)
niro: suck my dick ash ketchup


#86 (+|-) (Rated: -54)
thirteen: im wet
thirteen: mmm


#85 (+|-) (Rated: -53)
" Those were my huge ones." - Suze, 2010


#84 (+|-) (Rated: -50)
"How large can my vulva be?" – Tika, 2010


#83 (+|-) (Rated: -65)
“Wheel do you like celery?” – Voca, 2010


#82 (+|-) (Rated: -61)
"You could wear me like a puppet!" – Trioxin, 2010


#81 (+|-) (Rated: -57)
"I would take care of my dick like a baby" – Trioxin, 2010


#80 (+|-) (Rated: -46)
"C'mere and pet this kitty." – Suze, 2010


#79 (+|-) (Rated: -58)
"I don't hand you a limp noodle" – Suze, 2010


#78 (+|-) (Rated: -56)
"Half my head is fluffy" – Suze, 2010


#77 (+|-) (Rated: -46)
"Come here lfc... experiment with my head" - Suze, 2010


#76 (+|-) (Rated: -53)
"I want to fuck thomas in the ass." – Rawr77, 2010


#75 (+|-) (Rated: -52)
“I always have prunes for girlfriends.  What can I do about it?” – Somegui, 2010


#74 (+|-) (Rated: -63)
"I'll just draw you a picture of my vagina so you can see what it looks like." – Random


#73 (+|-) (Rated: -66)
"My lips are completely contained by my vagina." – Random, 2010


#72 (+|-) (Rated: -44)
"Oh my God, we need Beezled.... NOW!" – Offbow, 2010


#71 (+|-) (Rated: -59)
"How can you use product, and look retarded?" – Offbow, 2010