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Reelaxregs Quotes


#118 (+|-) (Rated: -29)


#44 (+|-) (Rated: -37)
"i love you because you'er not fully brown" - mcnutt 2011


#63 (+|-) (Rated: -42)
“I FAP!  DON'T WORRY PEOPLE! – Lapis, 2010


#54 (+|-) (Rated: -40)
“I’m just gonna drink till you look pretty” – Bland, 2010


#85 (+|-) (Rated: -42)
" Those were my huge ones." - Suze, 2010


#19 (+|-) (Rated: -40)
rawr77: guys, never get caught almost having sex in a mcdonalds bathroom by the manager
rawr77: JUST SAYIN
rawr77: good good


#108 (+|-) (Rated: -49)
[19:22] beezled: i want to eat and fuck everything


#61 (+|-) (Rated: -42)
"JASUN LETS SEXT" – Jacknile, 2010


#21 (+|-) (Rated: -56)
"I can do all kinds of shit with my tongue" Rawr77 - 2010


#1 (+|-) (Rated: -63)
fruity is trio after a few drinks in a shower wit 2 other men - Niro


#76 (+|-) (Rated: -43)
"I want to fuck thomas in the ass." – Rawr77, 2010


#87 (+|-) (Rated: -37)
niro: suck my dick ash ketchup


#41 (+|-) (Rated: -46)
"ANDREW THAT WAS FUCKING QQUICK GET BACK IN THERE YOU GREASY SCOTSMAN" beezled 2011


#117 (+|-) (Rated: -55)
handjob: i will rape face in a jamaican prison (04/25/13)


#88 (+|-) (Rated: -37)
samms: i like anal flavour


#24 (+|-) (Rated: -46)
"just lying in bed and tate is goin up and down on my ass" - ems 2010


#47 (+|-) (Rated: -54)
"mcnutt really does write ANY name on her tits doesn't she?"  - palpaple, 2011


#35 (+|-) (Rated: -56)
"one look at this bother and i could tell he was competitive at his dominos" - dubsketch 2010


#92 (+|-) (Rated: -47)
shorttye: all about cock on lips
shorttye: im addicted


#52 (+|-) (Rated: -37)
"I just want to go home and pop it in." – Belair, 2010


#42 (+|-) (Rated: -31)
sodaenemadotcom: hi admin have you tried the newest enema?
sodaenemadotcom: please head over to soda enema dot com
mr_offbow: you have done good work bro
mr_offbow: A*****
mr_offbow: as ebay would say


#116 (+|-) (Rated: -47)
"I would still tear up your ass random" - handhob, 2013


#72 (+|-) (Rated: -34)
"Oh my God, we need Beezled.... NOW!" – Offbow, 2010


#17 (+|-) (Rated: -41)
"I would totally do it with my sister" - Anheroo, 2010


#111 (+|-) (Rated: -43)
Ems: NO ONE WILL BE JIZZING


#98 (+|-) (Rated: -57)
trioxin245: what i would do to ejaculate over beezled while she sleeps


#28 (+|-) (Rated: -58)
"lfc has some nice boobs js" - dubsketch, 2010


#95 (+|-) (Rated: -40)
niro: i swallow


#74 (+|-) (Rated: -51)
"I'll just draw you a picture of my vagina so you can see what it looks like." – Random


#70 (+|-) (Rated: -41)
"WTF you idiot, no one straightens there VAGINA HAIR" – Loverfacecat, 2010


#39 (+|-) (Rated: -57)
mohmadshamim: rawr77/iwill walr with love you Foreuer?


#112 (+|-) (Rated: -38)
trioxin245: i wonder if ems frowns after an orgasm


#14 (+|-) (Rated: -56)
"my gay disability fetish" - Tate 2010


#103 (+|-) (Rated: -57)
niro: i lost my sex organ in a terrible harvesting accident


#90 (+|-) (Rated: -51)
trioxin245: i dont get it.room of europeans talking about shitty us pop bands from the 90s
trioxin245: you guys suck


#96 (+|-) (Rated: -53)
niro: i swallow
niro: aint no bullemic


#100 (+|-) (Rated: -37)
Sam Crudge : you got bf2?
Harry (Offbow) Bartlam: yeah somewhere but im drawning a vigina at the moment
Sam Crudge : LOL


#46 (+|-) (Rated: -39)
"when i was a kid we used to play spoons" - mcnutt 2011


#51 (+|-) (Rated: -40)
"Gui's dying.... it's hilarious." – Beezled, 2010


#77 (+|-) (Rated: -35)
"Come here lfc... experiment with my head" - Suze, 2010


#114 (+|-) (Rated: -55)
my mum used to squirt it on my pillow - ems 2013


#40 (+|-) (Rated: -68)
"Offbow's balls are like the 8th wonder of the new world" - beezled 2011


#37 (+|-) (Rated: -55)
"there is white stuff in my mouth" - ems 2011


#20 (+|-) (Rated: -35)
"I want to piss in your anus while running my masculine cock through your hair" Jacknile - 2010


#30 (+|-) (Rated: -43)
“TONGUE RINGS FEEL GOOD ON MY VAGINA" – Ness, 2010


#81 (+|-) (Rated: -51)
"I would take care of my dick like a baby" – Trioxin, 2010


#105 (+|-) (Rated: -69)
beezled: there's a vidya of me eating snow on youtube
flyingkoala: show :3
drew: theres a vid of me climbing into my fridge then showing ass on youtube
flyingkoala: don't show


#49 (+|-) (Rated: -44)
" cum is a delicious snack " - lapis


#66 (+|-) (Rated: -31)
"I don't care who you are, you can't control your asshole when you're sleeping." – Ness


#113 (+|-) (Rated: -54)
my mum used to squirt it on my pillow - ems 2013