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Reelaxregs Quotes Database

Reelaxregs Quotes


#40 (+|-) (Rated: -96)
"Offbow's balls are like the 8th wonder of the new world" - beezled 2011


#37 (+|-) (Rated: -80)
"there is white stuff in my mouth" - ems 2011


#109 (+|-) (Rated: -63)
l3rl4n: I think the best thing about having a mustache, is never having to search for your booger after shooting a snot rocket. It's always served fresh on a silver platter on top your beard. Prime for licking up the mess.


#84 (+|-) (Rated: -67)
"How large can my vulva be?" – Tika, 2010


#47 (+|-) (Rated: -86)
"mcnutt really does write ANY name on her tits doesn't she?"  - palpaple, 2011


#67 (+|-) (Rated: -69)
"I just got a mount for my goblin." – McNutt, 2010


#49 (+|-) (Rated: -70)
" cum is a delicious snack " - lapis


#26 (+|-) (Rated: -71)
"My boobs are champs."  lapis - 2010


#111 (+|-) (Rated: -68)
Ems: NO ONE WILL BE JIZZING


#102 (+|-) (Rated: -69)
mcnutt: i hope you're talking about my genitals


#27 (+|-) (Rated: -78)
"how do you spell z"  - Crazyitalian 2010


#9 (+|-) (Rated: -65)
"I look bitchin' in my snuggie" - pm 2010


#41 (+|-) (Rated: -76)
"ANDREW THAT WAS FUCKING QQUICK GET BACK IN THERE YOU GREASY SCOTSMAN" beezled 2011


#1 (+|-) (Rated: -99)
fruity is trio after a few drinks in a shower wit 2 other men - Niro


#18 (+|-) (Rated: -76)
"i am a dragon, but you guys are telling me to be a dragon"  Jasun - 2010


#89 (+|-) (Rated: -59)
da: MFW samms can make a gayer comment than i can


#3 (+|-) (Rated: -69)
vixx screams a ferocious battle cry and slaps Koala with a sloppy Tuna fish.
vixx snags the white gloves while hes down and fishy
vixx: >:E
sexykoala: oh noes
sexykoala: I feel so fishy D:


#79 (+|-) (Rated: -75)
"I don't hand you a limp noodle" – Suze, 2010


#98 (+|-) (Rated: -85)
trioxin245: what i would do to ejaculate over beezled while she sleeps


#28 (+|-) (Rated: -87)
"lfc has some nice boobs js" - dubsketch, 2010


#72 (+|-) (Rated: -64)
"Oh my God, we need Beezled.... NOW!" – Offbow, 2010


#33 (+|-) (Rated: -59)
"monster cock is monster" - ems, 2010


#69 (+|-) (Rated: -69)
“Its hard and only works half the time” – Offbow, 2010


#54 (+|-) (Rated: -68)
“I’m just gonna drink till you look pretty” – Bland, 2010


#57 (+|-) (Rated: -86)
"I'm all wet." – thecolorgreen, 2010


#119 (+|-) (Rated: -67)
"i don't mind fucking little girls" - handjob 2013


#106 (+|-) (Rated: -90)
beezled: i want to eat and fuck everything


#7 (+|-) (Rated: -80)
"you sent me a snuggie i sent you horse  intestines" - Thetate, 2010


#82 (+|-) (Rated: -81)
"You could wear me like a puppet!" – Trioxin, 2010


#63 (+|-) (Rated: -67)
“I FAP!  DON'T WORRY PEOPLE! – Lapis, 2010


#77 (+|-) (Rated: -63)
"Come here lfc... experiment with my head" - Suze, 2010


#46 (+|-) (Rated: -66)
"when i was a kid we used to play spoons" - mcnutt 2011


#35 (+|-) (Rated: -80)
"one look at this bother and i could tell he was competitive at his dominos" - dubsketch 2010


#64 (+|-) (Rated: -67)
“In that case, "hellooooo Sweeeetness!"  – Lapis, 2010


#2 (+|-) (Rated: -79)
sexykoala: I feel so agechecked D:


#53 (+|-) (Rated: -84)
"Creme...this stuff cools it down...feels good" – Anheroo, 2010


#14 (+|-) (Rated: -84)
"my gay disability fetish" - Tate 2010


#115 (+|-) (Rated: -70)
Ems: oh i love my vagina


#85 (+|-) (Rated: -70)
" Those were my huge ones." - Suze, 2010


#19 (Rated: -63)
rawr77: guys, never get caught almost having sex in a mcdonalds bathroom by the manager
rawr77: JUST SAYIN
rawr77: good good


#6 (+|-) (Rated: -106)
ems: klown had any pineapple penetration recently
klown: yeah


#78 (+|-) (Rated: -72)
"Half my head is fluffy" – Suze, 2010


#103 (+|-) (Rated: -84)
niro: i lost my sex organ in a terrible harvesting accident


#81 (+|-) (Rated: -71)
"I would take care of my dick like a baby" – Trioxin, 2010


#110 (+|-) (Rated: -66)
sexykoala: strangest things happened
offbow: yeah?
sexykoala: my cheese dealer decided to ignore me
offbow: WTF HA


#96 (+|-) (Rated: -81)
niro: i swallow
niro: aint no bullemic


#17 (+|-) (Rated: -67)
"I would totally do it with my sister" - Anheroo, 2010


#88 (+|-) (Rated: -64)
samms: i like anal flavour


#42 (+|-) (Rated: -62)
sodaenemadotcom: hi admin have you tried the newest enema?
sodaenemadotcom: please head over to soda enema dot com
mr_offbow: you have done good work bro
mr_offbow: A*****
mr_offbow: as ebay would say


#21 (+|-) (Rated: -84)
"I can do all kinds of shit with my tongue" Rawr77 - 2010