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#93 (+|-) (Rated: -74)
jasun: kids can suck my dick


#100 (+|-) (Rated: -62)
Sam Crudge : you got bf2?
Harry (Offbow) Bartlam: yeah somewhere but im drawning a vigina at the moment
Sam Crudge : LOL


#82 (+|-) (Rated: -79)
"You could wear me like a puppet!" – Trioxin, 2010


#105 (+|-) (Rated: -98)
beezled: there's a vidya of me eating snow on youtube
flyingkoala: show :3
drew: theres a vid of me climbing into my fridge then showing ass on youtube
flyingkoala: don't show


#34 (+|-) (Rated: -74)
"i dont believe in hippo's" - juju 2010


#7 (+|-) (Rated: -77)
"you sent me a snuggie i sent you horse  intestines" - Thetate, 2010


#109 (+|-) (Rated: -65)
l3rl4n: I think the best thing about having a mustache, is never having to search for your booger after shooting a snot rocket. It's always served fresh on a silver platter on top your beard. Prime for licking up the mess.


#108 (+|-) (Rated: -78)
[19:22] beezled: i want to eat and fuck everything


#60 (+|-) (Rated: -68)
“I have bright red nipples  like targets" – Ems,2010


#87 (+|-) (Rated: -60)
niro: suck my dick ash ketchup


#42 (+|-) (Rated: -60)
sodaenemadotcom: hi admin have you tried the newest enema?
sodaenemadotcom: please head over to soda enema dot com
mr_offbow: you have done good work bro
mr_offbow: A*****
mr_offbow: as ebay would say


#3 (+|-) (Rated: -70)
vixx screams a ferocious battle cry and slaps Koala with a sloppy Tuna fish.
vixx snags the white gloves while hes down and fishy
vixx: >:E
sexykoala: oh noes
sexykoala: I feel so fishy D:


#65 (+|-) (Rated: -82)
"I have crotch gnomes." – Lapis, 2010


#113 (+|-) (Rated: -79)
my mum used to squirt it on my pillow - ems 2013


#4 (+|-) (Rated: -72)
"YOU'RE MUSLIM?!!!?" Tate 2010


#103 (+|-) (Rated: -84)
niro: i lost my sex organ in a terrible harvesting accident


#86 (+|-) (Rated: -70)
thirteen: im wet
thirteen: mmm


#91 (+|-) (Rated: -70)
jasun: I r hungry
jasun: for my own faeces


#117 (+|-) (Rated: -84)
handjob: i will rape face in a jamaican prison (04/25/13)


#107 (+|-) (Rated: -67)
falkortheluckdragon: yolo


#50 (+|-) (Rated: -66)
"He's still a good friend of mine." – Anheroo, 2010


#31 (+|-) (Rated: -67)
"fuck you somegui! Don't tell me how to live my life! I will suck your dick!" -Tate 2010


#56 (+|-) (Rated: -68)
"Hey, why is the giant dick in the sky pointing right at my name?” – Belair, 2010


#51 (+|-) (Rated: -64)
"Gui's dying.... it's hilarious." – Beezled, 2010


#11 (+|-) (Rated: -70)
Jacknile: i want you to rub your beard all over my genitalia baby


#59 (+|-) (Rated: -77)
"I like it slow and soulful" – thecolorgreen, 2010


#15 (+|-) (Rated: -81)
"i got white stuff on my face" - ems, 2010


#32 (+|-) (Rated: -79)
jack: I want your scrotum between my nipples
mr_offbow: i want to fuck the back of your ear with a picture of a bear on my cock


#99 (+|-) (Rated: -66)
beezled_mute: we're sluts, we'll take anyone


#30 (+|-) (Rated: -70)
“TONGUE RINGS FEEL GOOD ON MY VAGINA" – Ness, 2010


#115 (+|-) (Rated: -72)
Ems: oh i love my vagina


#77 (+|-) (Rated: -61)
"Come here lfc... experiment with my head" - Suze, 2010


#43 (+|-) (Rated: -77)
"u know dat bitch random, fucked her in the ass...random" - voca, 2011


#1 (+|-) (Rated: -96)
fruity is trio after a few drinks in a shower wit 2 other men - Niro


#45 (+|-) (Rated: -63)
"I WANT TO SMELL YOU" - mcnutt 2011


#68 (+|-) (Rated: -62)
"At some point I'm going to show my penis or something.  It'll be amazing." – Offbow, 2010


#22 (+|-) (Rated: -60)
"i love Jeremy, he's my baby" voca - 2010


#46 (+|-) (Rated: -65)
"when i was a kid we used to play spoons" - mcnutt 2011


#19 (+|-) (Rated: -62)
rawr77: guys, never get caught almost having sex in a mcdonalds bathroom by the manager
rawr77: JUST SAYIN
rawr77: good good


#76 (+|-) (Rated: -68)
"I want to fuck thomas in the ass." – Rawr77, 2010


#29 (+|-) (Rated: -71)
jacknile: i want shove missletoe up your arse while performing fellatio on elm0


#78 (+|-) (Rated: -70)
"Half my head is fluffy" – Suze, 2010


#62 (+|-) (Rated: -89)
"I love snatch" – Jacknile, 2010


#72 (+|-) (Rated: -62)
"Oh my God, we need Beezled.... NOW!" – Offbow, 2010


#17 (+|-) (Rated: -67)
"I would totally do it with my sister" - Anheroo, 2010


#24 (+|-) (Rated: -71)
"just lying in bed and tate is goin up and down on my ass" - ems 2010


#111 (+|-) (Rated: -68)
Ems: NO ONE WILL BE JIZZING


#69 (+|-) (Rated: -67)
“Its hard and only works half the time” – Offbow, 2010


#5 (+|-) (Rated: -81)
jacknile: im playing a song about how much i want to be inside of you
buyingjarofcaramel: im imagining this pizza is your genitalia


#41 (+|-) (Rated: -74)
"ANDREW THAT WAS FUCKING QQUICK GET BACK IN THERE YOU GREASY SCOTSMAN" beezled 2011