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#110 (+|-) (Rated: -61)
sexykoala: strangest things happened
offbow: yeah?
sexykoala: my cheese dealer decided to ignore me
offbow: WTF HA


#7 (+|-) (Rated: -71)
"you sent me a snuggie i sent you horse  intestines" - Thetate, 2010


#116 (+|-) (Rated: -68)
"I would still tear up your ass random" - handhob, 2013


#4 (+|-) (Rated: -67)
"YOU'RE MUSLIM?!!!?" Tate 2010


#69 (+|-) (Rated: -63)
“Its hard and only works half the time” – Offbow, 2010


#11 (+|-) (Rated: -65)
Jacknile: i want you to rub your beard all over my genitalia baby


#120 (+|-) (Rated: -48)
"handjob drunk himself retarded" - dub 2013


#109 (+|-) (Rated: -61)
l3rl4n: I think the best thing about having a mustache, is never having to search for your booger after shooting a snot rocket. It's always served fresh on a silver platter on top your beard. Prime for licking up the mess.


#25 (+|-) (Rated: -59)
"i condition my ass hairs" bitemenow10 - 2010


#10 (+|-) (Rated: -79)
jack_housemd: i cant wait to dip my cock in caramel and rub it all over your chest
nakednile: dat chest
nakednile: i want to shave your chest and shove the hair in my asshole
mr_offbow: oh jack how you do talk to me :)
nakednile: what can i say
nakednile: that last one was pretty good
mr_offbow: im loving it


#70 (+|-) (Rated: -63)
"WTF you idiot, no one straightens there VAGINA HAIR" – Loverfacecat, 2010


#1 (+|-) (Rated: -90)
fruity is trio after a few drinks in a shower wit 2 other men - Niro


#105 (+|-) (Rated: -93)
beezled: there's a vidya of me eating snow on youtube
flyingkoala: show :3
drew: theres a vid of me climbing into my fridge then showing ass on youtube
flyingkoala: don't show


#9 (+|-) (Rated: -59)
"I look bitchin' in my snuggie" - pm 2010


#44 (+|-) (Rated: -60)
"i love you because you'er not fully brown" - mcnutt 2011


#50 (+|-) (Rated: -61)
"He's still a good friend of mine." – Anheroo, 2010


#33 (+|-) (Rated: -52)
"monster cock is monster" - ems, 2010


#19 (+|-) (Rated: -57)
rawr77: guys, never get caught almost having sex in a mcdonalds bathroom by the manager
rawr77: JUST SAYIN
rawr77: good good


#52 (+|-) (Rated: -58)
"I just want to go home and pop it in." – Belair, 2010


#3 (+|-) (Rated: -65)
vixx screams a ferocious battle cry and slaps Koala with a sloppy Tuna fish.
vixx snags the white gloves while hes down and fishy
vixx: >:E
sexykoala: oh noes
sexykoala: I feel so fishy D:


#83 (+|-) (Rated: -78)
“Wheel do you like celery?” – Voca, 2010


#84 (+|-) (Rated: -60)
"How large can my vulva be?" – Tika, 2010


#37 (+|-) (Rated: -75)
"there is white stuff in my mouth" - ems 2011


#74 (+|-) (Rated: -75)
"I'll just draw you a picture of my vagina so you can see what it looks like." – Random


#21 (+|-) (Rated: -77)
"I can do all kinds of shit with my tongue" Rawr77 - 2010


#90 (+|-) (Rated: -74)
trioxin245: i dont get it.room of europeans talking about shitty us pop bands from the 90s
trioxin245: you guys suck


#98 (+|-) (Rated: -80)
trioxin245: what i would do to ejaculate over beezled while she sleeps


#18 (+|-) (Rated: -69)
"i am a dragon, but you guys are telling me to be a dragon"  Jasun - 2010


#72 (+|-) (Rated: -58)
"Oh my God, we need Beezled.... NOW!" – Offbow, 2010


#113 (+|-) (Rated: -74)
my mum used to squirt it on my pillow - ems 2013


#2 (+|-) (Rated: -71)
sexykoala: I feel so agechecked D:


#117 (+|-) (Rated: -79)
handjob: i will rape face in a jamaican prison (04/25/13)


#62 (+|-) (Rated: -84)
"I love snatch" – Jacknile, 2010


#71 (+|-) (Rated: -69)
"How can you use product, and look retarded?" – Offbow, 2010


#99 (+|-) (Rated: -61)
beezled_mute: we're sluts, we'll take anyone


#80 (+|-) (Rated: -58)
"C'mere and pet this kitty." – Suze, 2010


#96 (+|-) (Rated: -74)
niro: i swallow
niro: aint no bullemic


#48 (+|-) (Rated: -66)
beezled: awww, you guys make me feel dirty


#68 (+|-) (Rated: -58)
"At some point I'm going to show my penis or something.  It'll be amazing." – Offbow, 2010


#92 (+|-) (Rated: -68)
shorttye: all about cock on lips
shorttye: im addicted


#77 (+|-) (Rated: -56)
"Come here lfc... experiment with my head" - Suze, 2010


#119 (+|-) (Rated: -62)
"i don't mind fucking little girls" - handjob 2013


#26 (+|-) (Rated: -64)
"My boobs are champs."  lapis - 2010


#23 (+|-) (Rated: -69)
"first time i did it i was in a gay club, so fun!"  Juju - 2010


#73 (+|-) (Rated: -78)
"My lips are completely contained by my vagina." – Random, 2010


#78 (+|-) (Rated: -66)
"Half my head is fluffy" – Suze, 2010


#28 (+|-) (Rated: -79)
"lfc has some nice boobs js" - dubsketch, 2010


#58 (+|-) (Rated: -62)
"I have a light saber.  Here's your cheese." – thecolorgreen, 2010


#22 (+|-) (Rated: -55)
"i love Jeremy, he's my baby" voca - 2010


#60 (+|-) (Rated: -64)
“I have bright red nipples  like targets" – Ems,2010