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Reelaxregs Quotes


#104 (+|-) (Rated: -45)
"Of all the things I wish I could do, reading and writing is one of them"-offbow


#70 (+|-) (Rated: -47)
"WTF you idiot, no one straightens there VAGINA HAIR" – Loverfacecat, 2010


#42 (+|-) (Rated: -37)
sodaenemadotcom: hi admin have you tried the newest enema?
sodaenemadotcom: please head over to soda enema dot com
mr_offbow: you have done good work bro
mr_offbow: A*****
mr_offbow: as ebay would say


#78 (+|-) (Rated: -52)
"Half my head is fluffy" – Suze, 2010


#53 (+|-) (Rated: -64)
"Creme...this stuff cools it down...feels good" – Anheroo, 2010


#47 (+|-) (Rated: -63)
"mcnutt really does write ANY name on her tits doesn't she?"  - palpaple, 2011


#8 (+|-) (Rated: -50)
"i just lick it when its wet" - ems 2010


#116 (+|-) (Rated: -53)
"I would still tear up your ass random" - handhob, 2013


#13 (+|-) (Rated: -57)
"black men are gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay" - tate 2010 (song)


#100 (+|-) (Rated: -42)
Sam Crudge : you got bf2?
Harry (Offbow) Bartlam: yeah somewhere but im drawning a vigina at the moment
Sam Crudge : LOL


#110 (+|-) (Rated: -44)
sexykoala: strangest things happened
offbow: yeah?
sexykoala: my cheese dealer decided to ignore me
offbow: WTF HA


#32 (+|-) (Rated: -62)
jack: I want your scrotum between my nipples
mr_offbow: i want to fuck the back of your ear with a picture of a bear on my cock


#41 (+|-) (Rated: -54)
"ANDREW THAT WAS FUCKING QQUICK GET BACK IN THERE YOU GREASY SCOTSMAN" beezled 2011


#26 (+|-) (Rated: -49)
"My boobs are champs."  lapis - 2010


#52 (+|-) (Rated: -42)
"I just want to go home and pop it in." – Belair, 2010


#77 (+|-) (Rated: -42)
"Come here lfc... experiment with my head" - Suze, 2010


#69 (+|-) (Rated: -52)
“Its hard and only works half the time” – Offbow, 2010


#7 (+|-) (Rated: -58)
"you sent me a snuggie i sent you horse  intestines" - Thetate, 2010


#48 (+|-) (Rated: -52)
beezled: awww, you guys make me feel dirty


#67 (+|-) (Rated: -47)
"I just got a mount for my goblin." – McNutt, 2010


#35 (+|-) (Rated: -62)
"one look at this bother and i could tell he was competitive at his dominos" - dubsketch 2010


#81 (+|-) (Rated: -55)
"I would take care of my dick like a baby" – Trioxin, 2010


#80 (+|-) (Rated: -42)
"C'mere and pet this kitty." – Suze, 2010


#58 (+|-) (Rated: -47)
"I have a light saber.  Here's your cheese." – thecolorgreen, 2010


#2 (+|-) (Rated: -57)
sexykoala: I feel so agechecked D:


#102 (+|-) (Rated: -50)
mcnutt: i hope you're talking about my genitals


#120 (+|-) (Rated: -33)
"handjob drunk himself retarded" - dub 2013


#6 (+|-) (Rated: -79)
ems: klown had any pineapple penetration recently
klown: yeah


#55 (+|-) (Rated: -44)
"If anyone has a clean asshole, it's Lapis." – Boston, 2010


#75 (+|-) (Rated: -48)
“I always have prunes for girlfriends.  What can I do about it?” – Somegui, 2010


#59 (+|-) (Rated: -58)
"I like it slow and soulful" – thecolorgreen, 2010


#57 (+|-) (Rated: -62)
"I'm all wet." – thecolorgreen, 2010


#82 (+|-) (Rated: -57)
"You could wear me like a puppet!" – Trioxin, 2010


#30 (+|-) (Rated: -49)
“TONGUE RINGS FEEL GOOD ON MY VAGINA" – Ness, 2010


#111 (+|-) (Rated: -50)
Ems: NO ONE WILL BE JIZZING


#94 (+|-) (Rated: -39)
beezled: my uterus is cringing


#106 (+|-) (Rated: -65)
beezled: i want to eat and fuck everything


#28 (+|-) (Rated: -62)
"lfc has some nice boobs js" - dubsketch, 2010


#27 (+|-) (Rated: -59)
"how do you spell z"  - Crazyitalian 2010


#115 (+|-) (Rated: -54)
Ems: oh i love my vagina


#15 (+|-) (Rated: -62)
"i got white stuff on my face" - ems, 2010


#98 (+|-) (Rated: -63)
trioxin245: what i would do to ejaculate over beezled while she sleeps


#93 (+|-) (Rated: -55)
jasun: kids can suck my dick


#119 (+|-) (Rated: -47)
"i don't mind fucking little girls" - handjob 2013


#17 (+|-) (Rated: -48)
"I would totally do it with my sister" - Anheroo, 2010


#5 (+|-) (Rated: -59)
jacknile: im playing a song about how much i want to be inside of you
buyingjarofcaramel: im imagining this pizza is your genitalia


#108 (+|-) (Rated: -55)
[19:22] beezled: i want to eat and fuck everything


#56 (+|-) (Rated: -48)
"Hey, why is the giant dick in the sky pointing right at my name?” – Belair, 2010


#109 (+|-) (Rated: -44)
l3rl4n: I think the best thing about having a mustache, is never having to search for your booger after shooting a snot rocket. It's always served fresh on a silver platter on top your beard. Prime for licking up the mess.


#45 (+|-) (Rated: -46)
"I WANT TO SMELL YOU" - mcnutt 2011