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Reelaxregs Quotes


#30 (+|-) (Rated: -61)
“TONGUE RINGS FEEL GOOD ON MY VAGINA" – Ness, 2010


#52 (+|-) (Rated: -54)
"I just want to go home and pop it in." – Belair, 2010


#38 (+|-) (Rated: -59)
"im going to decapitate you and then shove your seperated head in my vagina" - ems, 2011


#63 (+|-) (Rated: -60)
“I FAP!  DON'T WORRY PEOPLE! – Lapis, 2010


#103 (+|-) (Rated: -74)
niro: i lost my sex organ in a terrible harvesting accident


#20 (+|-) (Rated: -52)
"I want to piss in your anus while running my masculine cock through your hair" Jacknile - 2010


#98 (+|-) (Rated: -76)
trioxin245: what i would do to ejaculate over beezled while she sleeps


#4 (+|-) (Rated: -63)
"YOU'RE MUSLIM?!!!?" Tate 2010


#3 (+|-) (Rated: -61)
vixx screams a ferocious battle cry and slaps Koala with a sloppy Tuna fish.
vixx snags the white gloves while hes down and fishy
vixx: >:E
sexykoala: oh noes
sexykoala: I feel so fishy D:


#69 (+|-) (Rated: -60)
“Its hard and only works half the time” – Offbow, 2010


#96 (+|-) (Rated: -70)
niro: i swallow
niro: aint no bullemic


#70 (+|-) (Rated: -59)
"WTF you idiot, no one straightens there VAGINA HAIR" – Loverfacecat, 2010


#58 (+|-) (Rated: -59)
"I have a light saber.  Here's your cheese." – thecolorgreen, 2010


#73 (+|-) (Rated: -74)
"My lips are completely contained by my vagina." – Random, 2010


#5 (+|-) (Rated: -72)
jacknile: im playing a song about how much i want to be inside of you
buyingjarofcaramel: im imagining this pizza is your genitalia


#102 (+|-) (Rated: -62)
mcnutt: i hope you're talking about my genitals


#106 (+|-) (Rated: -79)
beezled: i want to eat and fuck everything


#100 (+|-) (Rated: -54)
Sam Crudge : you got bf2?
Harry (Offbow) Bartlam: yeah somewhere but im drawning a vigina at the moment
Sam Crudge : LOL


#15 (+|-) (Rated: -72)
"i got white stuff on my face" - ems, 2010


#16 (+|-) (Rated: -62)
jacknile: I want to cum in your bellybutton while sniffing your balls
jacknile: Im gonna finger your asshole with my foot


#118 (+|-) (Rated: -47)


#49 (+|-) (Rated: -57)
" cum is a delicious snack " - lapis


#111 (+|-) (Rated: -61)
Ems: NO ONE WILL BE JIZZING


#78 (+|-) (Rated: -64)
"Half my head is fluffy" – Suze, 2010


#72 (+|-) (Rated: -52)
"Oh my God, we need Beezled.... NOW!" – Offbow, 2010


#114 (+|-) (Rated: -72)
my mum used to squirt it on my pillow - ems 2013


#29 (+|-) (Rated: -64)
jacknile: i want shove missletoe up your arse while performing fellatio on elm0


#93 (+|-) (Rated: -67)
jasun: kids can suck my dick


#59 (+|-) (Rated: -69)
"I like it slow and soulful" – thecolorgreen, 2010


#14 (+|-) (Rated: -73)
"my gay disability fetish" - Tate 2010


#53 (+|-) (Rated: -75)
"Creme...this stuff cools it down...feels good" – Anheroo, 2010


#82 (+|-) (Rated: -70)
"You could wear me like a puppet!" – Trioxin, 2010


#54 (+|-) (Rated: -59)
“I’m just gonna drink till you look pretty” – Bland, 2010


#107 (+|-) (Rated: -59)
falkortheluckdragon: yolo


#71 (+|-) (Rated: -67)
"How can you use product, and look retarded?" – Offbow, 2010


#19 (+|-) (Rated: -55)
rawr77: guys, never get caught almost having sex in a mcdonalds bathroom by the manager
rawr77: JUST SAYIN
rawr77: good good


#11 (+|-) (Rated: -63)
Jacknile: i want you to rub your beard all over my genitalia baby


#66 (+|-) (Rated: -49)
"I don't care who you are, you can't control your asshole when you're sleeping." – Ness


#31 (+|-) (Rated: -56)
"fuck you somegui! Don't tell me how to live my life! I will suck your dick!" -Tate 2010


#33 (+|-) (Rated: -50)
"monster cock is monster" - ems, 2010


#117 (+|-) (Rated: -74)
handjob: i will rape face in a jamaican prison (04/25/13)


#21 (+|-) (Rated: -72)
"I can do all kinds of shit with my tongue" Rawr77 - 2010


#8 (+|-) (Rated: -63)
"i just lick it when its wet" - ems 2010


#92 (+|-) (Rated: -64)
shorttye: all about cock on lips
shorttye: im addicted


#28 (+|-) (Rated: -73)
"lfc has some nice boobs js" - dubsketch, 2010


#91 (+|-) (Rated: -63)
jasun: I r hungry
jasun: for my own faeces


#64 (+|-) (Rated: -60)
“In that case, "hellooooo Sweeeetness!"  – Lapis, 2010


#94 (+|-) (Rated: -51)
beezled: my uterus is cringing


#116 (+|-) (Rated: -64)
"I would still tear up your ass random" - handhob, 2013


#85 (+|-) (Rated: -61)
" Those were my huge ones." - Suze, 2010