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Reelaxregs Quotes Database

Reelaxregs Quotes


#50 (+|-) (Rated: -63)
"He's still a good friend of mine." Anheroo, 2010


#93 (+|-) (Rated: -74)
jasun: kids can suck my dick


#34 (+|-) (Rated: -73)
"i dont believe in hippo's" - juju 2010


#61 (+|-) (Rated: -65)
"JASUN LETS SEXT" Jacknile, 2010


#95 (+|-) (Rated: -68)
niro: i swallow


#76 (+|-) (Rated: -69)
"I want to fuck thomas in the ass." Rawr77, 2010


#87 (+|-) (Rated: -62)
niro: suck my dick ash ketchup


#103 (+|-) (Rated: -83)
niro: i lost my sex organ in a terrible harvesting accident


#113 (+|-) (Rated: -77)
my mum used to squirt it on my pillow - ems 2013


#16 (+|-) (Rated: -69)
jacknile: I want to cum in your bellybutton while sniffing your balls
jacknile: Im gonna finger your asshole with my foot


#28 (+|-) (Rated: -87)
"lfc has some nice boobs js" - dubsketch, 2010


#70 (+|-) (Rated: -69)
"WTF you idiot, no one straightens there VAGINA HAIR" Loverfacecat, 2010


#35 (+|-) (Rated: -78)
"one look at this bother and i could tell he was competitive at his dominos" - dubsketch 2010


#67 (+|-) (Rated: -69)
"I just got a mount for my goblin." McNutt, 2010


#8 (+|-) (Rated: -73)
"i just lick it when its wet" - ems 2010


#82 (+|-) (Rated: -79)
"You could wear me like a puppet!" Trioxin, 2010


#90 (+|-) (Rated: -76)
trioxin245: i dont get it.room of europeans talking about shitty us pop bands from the 90s
trioxin245: you guys suck


#18 (+|-) (Rated: -73)
"i am a dragon, but you guys are telling me to be a dragon"  Jasun - 2010


#29 (+|-) (Rated: -66)
jacknile: i want shove missletoe up your arse while performing fellatio on elm0


#104 (+|-) (Rated: -57)
"Of all the things I wish I could do, reading and writing is one of them"-offbow


#73 (+|-) (Rated: -84)
"My lips are completely contained by my vagina." Random, 2010


#72 (+|-) (Rated: -62)
"Oh my God, we need Beezled.... NOW!" Offbow, 2010


#84 (+|-) (Rated: -63)
"How large can my vulva be?" Tika, 2010


#75 (+|-) (Rated: -67)
I always have prunes for girlfriends.  What can I do about it? Somegui, 2010


#46 (+|-) (Rated: -66)
"when i was a kid we used to play spoons" - mcnutt 2011


#32 (+|-) (Rated: -76)
jack: I want your scrotum between my nipples
mr_offbow: i want to fuck the back of your ear with a picture of a bear on my cock


#65 (+|-) (Rated: -83)
"I have crotch gnomes." Lapis, 2010


#108 (+|-) (Rated: -78)
[19:22] beezled: i want to eat and fuck everything


#13 (+|-) (Rated: -73)
"black men are gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay" - tate 2010 (song)


#14 (+|-) (Rated: -81)
"my gay disability fetish" - Tate 2010


#60 (+|-) (Rated: -63)
I have bright red nipples  like targets" Ems,2010


#89 (+|-) (Rated: -58)
da: MFW samms can make a gayer comment than i can


#26 (+|-) (Rated: -68)
"My boobs are champs."  lapis - 2010


#12 (+|-) (Rated: -75)
"Would you like a Brazil nut?" - Kays mum , 2010


#55 (+|-) (Rated: -62)
"If anyone has a clean asshole, it's Lapis." Boston, 2010


#33 (+|-) (Rated: -57)
"monster cock is monster" - ems, 2010


#10 (+|-) (Rated: -81)
jack_housemd: i cant wait to dip my cock in caramel and rub it all over your chest
nakednile: dat chest
nakednile: i want to shave your chest and shove the hair in my asshole
mr_offbow: oh jack how you do talk to me :)
nakednile: what can i say
nakednile: that last one was pretty good
mr_offbow: im loving it


#74 (+|-) (Rated: -78)
"I'll just draw you a picture of my vagina so you can see what it looks like." Random


#66 (+|-) (Rated: -57)
"I don't care who you are, you can't control your asshole when you're sleeping." Ness


#6 (+|-) (Rated: -105)
ems: klown had any pineapple penetration recently
klown: yeah


#23 (+|-) (Rated: -77)
"first time i did it i was in a gay club, so fun!"  Juju - 2010


#20 (+|-) (Rated: -59)
"I want to piss in your anus while running my masculine cock through your hair" Jacknile - 2010


#62 (+|-) (Rated: -90)
"I love snatch" Jacknile, 2010


#114 (+|-) (Rated: -81)
my mum used to squirt it on my pillow - ems 2013


#96 (+|-) (Rated: -79)
niro: i swallow
niro: aint no bullemic


#45 (+|-) (Rated: -61)
"I WANT TO SMELL YOU" - mcnutt 2011


#24 (+|-) (Rated: -68)
"just lying in bed and tate is goin up and down on my ass" - ems 2010


#116 (+|-) (Rated: -72)
"I would still tear up your ass random" - handhob, 2013


#106 (+|-) (Rated: -90)
beezled: i want to eat and fuck everything


#92 (+|-) (Rated: -73)
shorttye: all about cock on lips
shorttye: im addicted