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Reelaxregs Quotes


#33 (+|-) (Rated: -42)
"monster cock is monster" - ems, 2010


#115 (+|-) (Rated: -58)
Ems: oh i love my vagina


#18 (+|-) (Rated: -59)
"i am a dragon, but you guys are telling me to be a dragon"  Jasun - 2010


#24 (+|-) (Rated: -54)
"just lying in bed and tate is goin up and down on my ass" - ems 2010


#89 (+|-) (Rated: -42)
da: MFW samms can make a gayer comment than i can


#86 (+|-) (Rated: -54)
thirteen: im wet
thirteen: mmm


#49 (+|-) (Rated: -50)
" cum is a delicious snack " - lapis


#43 (+|-) (Rated: -62)
"u know dat bitch random, fucked her in the ass...random" - voca, 2011


#81 (+|-) (Rated: -57)
"I would take care of my dick like a baby" – Trioxin, 2010


#80 (+|-) (Rated: -46)
"C'mere and pet this kitty." – Suze, 2010


#22 (+|-) (Rated: -44)
"i love Jeremy, he's my baby" voca - 2010


#85 (+|-) (Rated: -53)
" Those were my huge ones." - Suze, 2010


#103 (+|-) (Rated: -66)
niro: i lost my sex organ in a terrible harvesting accident


#79 (+|-) (Rated: -58)
"I don't hand you a limp noodle" – Suze, 2010


#64 (+|-) (Rated: -52)
“In that case, "hellooooo Sweeeetness!"  – Lapis, 2010


#87 (+|-) (Rated: -44)
niro: suck my dick ash ketchup


#67 (+|-) (Rated: -51)
"I just got a mount for my goblin." – McNutt, 2010


#66 (+|-) (Rated: -41)
"I don't care who you are, you can't control your asshole when you're sleeping." – Ness


#84 (+|-) (Rated: -50)
"How large can my vulva be?" – Tika, 2010


#34 (+|-) (Rated: -61)
"i dont believe in hippo's" - juju 2010


#71 (+|-) (Rated: -59)
"How can you use product, and look retarded?" – Offbow, 2010


#82 (+|-) (Rated: -61)
"You could wear me like a puppet!" – Trioxin, 2010


#28 (+|-) (Rated: -65)
"lfc has some nice boobs js" - dubsketch, 2010


#111 (+|-) (Rated: -54)
Ems: NO ONE WILL BE JIZZING


#27 (+|-) (Rated: -62)
"how do you spell z"  - Crazyitalian 2010


#102 (+|-) (Rated: -54)
mcnutt: i hope you're talking about my genitals


#37 (+|-) (Rated: -65)
"there is white stuff in my mouth" - ems 2011


#41 (+|-) (Rated: -58)
"ANDREW THAT WAS FUCKING QQUICK GET BACK IN THERE YOU GREASY SCOTSMAN" beezled 2011


#39 (+|-) (Rated: -64)
mohmadshamim: rawr77/iwill walr with love you Foreuer?


#116 (+|-) (Rated: -57)
"I would still tear up your ass random" - handhob, 2013


#47 (+|-) (Rated: -68)
"mcnutt really does write ANY name on her tits doesn't she?"  - palpaple, 2011


#117 (+|-) (Rated: -66)
handjob: i will rape face in a jamaican prison (04/25/13)


#68 (+|-) (Rated: -46)
"At some point I'm going to show my penis or something.  It'll be amazing." – Offbow, 2010


#17 (+|-) (Rated: -51)
"I would totally do it with my sister" - Anheroo, 2010


#110 (+|-) (Rated: -48)
sexykoala: strangest things happened
offbow: yeah?
sexykoala: my cheese dealer decided to ignore me
offbow: WTF HA


#58 (+|-) (Rated: -51)
"I have a light saber.  Here's your cheese." – thecolorgreen, 2010


#51 (+|-) (Rated: -50)
"Gui's dying.... it's hilarious." – Beezled, 2010


#3 (+|-) (Rated: -55)
vixx screams a ferocious battle cry and slaps Koala with a sloppy Tuna fish.
vixx snags the white gloves while hes down and fishy
vixx: >:E
sexykoala: oh noes
sexykoala: I feel so fishy D:


#20 (+|-) (Rated: -44)
"I want to piss in your anus while running my masculine cock through your hair" Jacknile - 2010


#29 (+|-) (Rated: -57)
jacknile: i want shove missletoe up your arse while performing fellatio on elm0


#32 (+|-) (Rated: -65)
jack: I want your scrotum between my nipples
mr_offbow: i want to fuck the back of your ear with a picture of a bear on my cock


#6 (+|-) (Rated: -84)
ems: klown had any pineapple penetration recently
klown: yeah


#70 (+|-) (Rated: -51)
"WTF you idiot, no one straightens there VAGINA HAIR" – Loverfacecat, 2010


#105 (+|-) (Rated: -80)
beezled: there's a vidya of me eating snow on youtube
flyingkoala: show :3
drew: theres a vid of me climbing into my fridge then showing ass on youtube
flyingkoala: don't show


#60 (+|-) (Rated: -52)
“I have bright red nipples  like targets" – Ems,2010


#77 (+|-) (Rated: -46)
"Come here lfc... experiment with my head" - Suze, 2010


#4 (+|-) (Rated: -55)
"YOU'RE MUSLIM?!!!?" Tate 2010


#2 (+|-) (Rated: -60)
sexykoala: I feel so agechecked D:


#113 (+|-) (Rated: -63)
my mum used to squirt it on my pillow - ems 2013


#63 (+|-) (Rated: -52)
“I FAP!  DON'T WORRY PEOPLE! – Lapis, 2010