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#115 (+|-) (Rated: -62)
Ems: oh i love my vagina


#96 (+|-) (Rated: -78)
niro: i swallow
niro: aint no bullemic


#19 (+|-) (Rated: -59)
rawr77: guys, never get caught almost having sex in a mcdonalds bathroom by the manager
rawr77: JUST SAYIN
rawr77: good good


#49 (+|-) (Rated: -70)
" cum is a delicious snack " - lapis


#54 (+|-) (Rated: -58)
“I’m just gonna drink till you look pretty” – Bland, 2010


#64 (+|-) (Rated: -61)
“In that case, "hellooooo Sweeeetness!"  – Lapis, 2010


#77 (+|-) (Rated: -60)
"Come here lfc... experiment with my head" - Suze, 2010


#37 (+|-) (Rated: -77)
"there is white stuff in my mouth" - ems 2011


#41 (+|-) (Rated: -75)
"ANDREW THAT WAS FUCKING QQUICK GET BACK IN THERE YOU GREASY SCOTSMAN" beezled 2011


#84 (+|-) (Rated: -57)
"How large can my vulva be?" – Tika, 2010


#94 (+|-) (Rated: -58)
beezled: my uterus is cringing


#95 (+|-) (Rated: -65)
niro: i swallow


#66 (+|-) (Rated: -54)
"I don't care who you are, you can't control your asshole when you're sleeping." – Ness


#8 (+|-) (Rated: -70)
"i just lick it when its wet" - ems 2010


#17 (+|-) (Rated: -65)
"I would totally do it with my sister" - Anheroo, 2010


#83 (+|-) (Rated: -80)
“Wheel do you like celery?” – Voca, 2010


#85 (+|-) (Rated: -66)
" Those were my huge ones." - Suze, 2010


#23 (+|-) (Rated: -72)
"first time i did it i was in a gay club, so fun!"  Juju - 2010


#58 (+|-) (Rated: -66)
"I have a light saber.  Here's your cheese." – thecolorgreen, 2010


#48 (+|-) (Rated: -68)
beezled: awww, you guys make me feel dirty


#74 (+|-) (Rated: -73)
"I'll just draw you a picture of my vagina so you can see what it looks like." – Random


#12 (+|-) (Rated: -74)
"Would you like a Brazil nut?" - Kays mum , 2010


#44 (+|-) (Rated: -63)
"i love you because you'er not fully brown" - mcnutt 2011


#99 (+|-) (Rated: -66)
beezled_mute: we're sluts, we'll take anyone


#93 (+|-) (Rated: -73)
jasun: kids can suck my dick


#90 (+|-) (Rated: -69)
trioxin245: i dont get it.room of europeans talking about shitty us pop bands from the 90s
trioxin245: you guys suck


#6 (+|-) (Rated: -109)
ems: klown had any pineapple penetration recently
klown: yeah


#55 (+|-) (Rated: -60)
"If anyone has a clean asshole, it's Lapis." – Boston, 2010


#14 (+|-) (Rated: -77)
"my gay disability fetish" - Tate 2010


#62 (+|-) (Rated: -87)
"I love snatch" – Jacknile, 2010


#30 (+|-) (Rated: -67)
“TONGUE RINGS FEEL GOOD ON MY VAGINA" – Ness, 2010


#26 (+|-) (Rated: -67)
"My boobs are champs."  lapis - 2010


#5 (+|-) (Rated: -80)
jacknile: im playing a song about how much i want to be inside of you
buyingjarofcaramel: im imagining this pizza is your genitalia


#105 (+|-) (Rated: -100)
beezled: there's a vidya of me eating snow on youtube
flyingkoala: show :3
drew: theres a vid of me climbing into my fridge then showing ass on youtube
flyingkoala: don't show


#42 (+|-) (Rated: -56)
sodaenemadotcom: hi admin have you tried the newest enema?
sodaenemadotcom: please head over to soda enema dot com
mr_offbow: you have done good work bro
mr_offbow: A*****
mr_offbow: as ebay would say


#120 (+|-) (Rated: -44)
"handjob drunk himself retarded" - dub 2013


#34 (+|-) (Rated: -72)
"i dont believe in hippo's" - juju 2010


#106 (+|-) (Rated: -91)
beezled: i want to eat and fuck everything


#18 (+|-) (Rated: -71)
"i am a dragon, but you guys are telling me to be a dragon"  Jasun - 2010


#111 (+|-) (Rated: -68)
Ems: NO ONE WILL BE JIZZING


#22 (+|-) (Rated: -56)
"i love Jeremy, he's my baby" voca - 2010


#27 (+|-) (Rated: -79)
"how do you spell z"  - Crazyitalian 2010


#15 (+|-) (Rated: -80)
"i got white stuff on my face" - ems, 2010


#46 (+|-) (Rated: -64)
"when i was a kid we used to play spoons" - mcnutt 2011


#20 (+|-) (Rated: -54)
"I want to piss in your anus while running my masculine cock through your hair" Jacknile - 2010


#72 (+|-) (Rated: -56)
"Oh my God, we need Beezled.... NOW!" – Offbow, 2010


#88 (+|-) (Rated: -60)
samms: i like anal flavour


#7 (+|-) (Rated: -75)
"you sent me a snuggie i sent you horse  intestines" - Thetate, 2010


#53 (+|-) (Rated: -79)
"Creme...this stuff cools it down...feels good" – Anheroo, 2010


#92 (+|-) (Rated: -72)
shorttye: all about cock on lips
shorttye: im addicted