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#114 (+|-) (Rated: -83)
my mum used to squirt it on my pillow - ems 2013


#70 (+|-) (Rated: -69)
"WTF you idiot, no one straightens there VAGINA HAIR" – Loverfacecat, 2010


#117 (+|-) (Rated: -87)
handjob: i will rape face in a jamaican prison (04/25/13)


#44 (+|-) (Rated: -64)
"i love you because you'er not fully brown" - mcnutt 2011


#54 (+|-) (Rated: -68)
“I’m just gonna drink till you look pretty” – Bland, 2010


#120 (+|-) (Rated: -51)
"handjob drunk himself retarded" - dub 2013


#58 (+|-) (Rated: -67)
"I have a light saber.  Here's your cheese." – thecolorgreen, 2010


#87 (+|-) (Rated: -62)
niro: suck my dick ash ketchup


#66 (+|-) (Rated: -58)
"I don't care who you are, you can't control your asshole when you're sleeping." – Ness


#83 (+|-) (Rated: -85)
“Wheel do you like celery?” – Voca, 2010


#33 (+|-) (Rated: -59)
"monster cock is monster" - ems, 2010


#98 (+|-) (Rated: -85)
trioxin245: what i would do to ejaculate over beezled while she sleeps


#107 (+|-) (Rated: -67)
falkortheluckdragon: yolo


#19 (Rated: -62)
rawr77: guys, never get caught almost having sex in a mcdonalds bathroom by the manager
rawr77: JUST SAYIN
rawr77: good good


#102 (+|-) (Rated: -69)
mcnutt: i hope you're talking about my genitals


#30 (+|-) (Rated: -71)
“TONGUE RINGS FEEL GOOD ON MY VAGINA" – Ness, 2010


#99 (+|-) (Rated: -68)
beezled_mute: we're sluts, we'll take anyone


#13 (+|-) (Rated: -76)
"black men are gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay" - tate 2010 (song)


#36 (+|-) (Rated: -66)
"my shirt just fell in the tiolet" - CI 2011


#5 (+|-) (Rated: -83)
jacknile: im playing a song about how much i want to be inside of you
buyingjarofcaramel: im imagining this pizza is your genitalia


#22 (+|-) (Rated: -60)
"i love Jeremy, he's my baby" voca - 2010


#49 (+|-) (Rated: -70)
" cum is a delicious snack " - lapis


#71 (+|-) (Rated: -77)
"How can you use product, and look retarded?" – Offbow, 2010


#113 (+|-) (Rated: -79)
my mum used to squirt it on my pillow - ems 2013


#34 (+|-) (Rated: -76)
"i dont believe in hippo's" - juju 2010


#77 (+|-) (Rated: -63)
"Come here lfc... experiment with my head" - Suze, 2010


#78 (+|-) (Rated: -72)
"Half my head is fluffy" – Suze, 2010


#119 (+|-) (Rated: -67)
"i don't mind fucking little girls" - handjob 2013


#62 (+|-) (Rated: -91)
"I love snatch" – Jacknile, 2010


#67 (+|-) (Rated: -69)
"I just got a mount for my goblin." – McNutt, 2010


#115 (+|-) (Rated: -72)
Ems: oh i love my vagina


#57 (+|-) (Rated: -86)
"I'm all wet." – thecolorgreen, 2010


#92 (+|-) (Rated: -74)
shorttye: all about cock on lips
shorttye: im addicted


#14 (+|-) (Rated: -84)
"my gay disability fetish" - Tate 2010


#76 (+|-) (Rated: -70)
"I want to fuck thomas in the ass." – Rawr77, 2010


#95 (+|-) (Rated: -70)
niro: i swallow


#89 (+|-) (Rated: -59)
da: MFW samms can make a gayer comment than i can


#4 (+|-) (Rated: -74)
"YOU'RE MUSLIM?!!!?" Tate 2010


#10 (+|-) (Rated: -83)
jack_housemd: i cant wait to dip my cock in caramel and rub it all over your chest
nakednile: dat chest
nakednile: i want to shave your chest and shove the hair in my asshole
mr_offbow: oh jack how you do talk to me :)
nakednile: what can i say
nakednile: that last one was pretty good
mr_offbow: im loving it


#88 (+|-) (Rated: -64)
samms: i like anal flavour


#38 (+|-) (Rated: -68)
"im going to decapitate you and then shove your seperated head in my vagina" - ems, 2011


#100 (+|-) (Rated: -64)
Sam Crudge : you got bf2?
Harry (Offbow) Bartlam: yeah somewhere but im drawning a vigina at the moment
Sam Crudge : LOL


#65 (+|-) (Rated: -84)
"I have crotch gnomes." – Lapis, 2010


#11 (+|-) (Rated: -71)
Jacknile: i want you to rub your beard all over my genitalia baby


#20 (+|-) (Rated: -61)
"I want to piss in your anus while running my masculine cock through your hair" Jacknile - 2010


#32 (+|-) (Rated: -79)
jack: I want your scrotum between my nipples
mr_offbow: i want to fuck the back of your ear with a picture of a bear on my cock


#79 (+|-) (Rated: -75)
"I don't hand you a limp noodle" – Suze, 2010


#80 (+|-) (Rated: -65)
"C'mere and pet this kitty." – Suze, 2010


#61 (+|-) (Rated: -68)
"JASUN LETS SEXT" – Jacknile, 2010


#9 (+|-) (Rated: -64)
"I look bitchin' in my snuggie" - pm 2010