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Reelaxregs Quotes Database

Reelaxregs Quotes


#67 (+|-) (Rated: -36)
"I just got a mount for my goblin." – McNutt, 2010


#104 (+|-) (Rated: -33)
"Of all the things I wish I could do, reading and writing is one of them"-offbow


#31 (+|-) (Rated: -30)
"fuck you somegui! Don't tell me how to live my life! I will suck your dick!" -Tate 2010


#17 (+|-) (Rated: -35)
"I would totally do it with my sister" - Anheroo, 2010


#49 (+|-) (Rated: -38)
" cum is a delicious snack " - lapis


#70 (+|-) (Rated: -35)
"WTF you idiot, no one straightens there VAGINA HAIR" – Loverfacecat, 2010


#100 (+|-) (Rated: -31)
Sam Crudge : you got bf2?
Harry (Offbow) Bartlam: yeah somewhere but im drawning a vigina at the moment
Sam Crudge : LOL


#108 (+|-) (Rated: -43)
[19:22] beezled: i want to eat and fuck everything


#68 (+|-) (Rated: -30)
"At some point I'm going to show my penis or something.  It'll be amazing." – Offbow, 2010


#5 (+|-) (Rated: -47)
jacknile: im playing a song about how much i want to be inside of you
buyingjarofcaramel: im imagining this pizza is your genitalia


#56 (+|-) (Rated: -36)
"Hey, why is the giant dick in the sky pointing right at my name?” – Belair, 2010


#37 (+|-) (Rated: -49)
"there is white stuff in my mouth" - ems 2011


#84 (+|-) (Rated: -36)
"How large can my vulva be?" – Tika, 2010


#94 (+|-) (Rated: -26)
beezled: my uterus is cringing


#119 (+|-) (Rated: -34)
"i don't mind fucking little girls" - handjob 2013


#10 (+|-) (Rated: -53)
jack_housemd: i cant wait to dip my cock in caramel and rub it all over your chest
nakednile: dat chest
nakednile: i want to shave your chest and shove the hair in my asshole
mr_offbow: oh jack how you do talk to me :)
nakednile: what can i say
nakednile: that last one was pretty good
mr_offbow: im loving it


#46 (+|-) (Rated: -33)
"when i was a kid we used to play spoons" - mcnutt 2011


#15 (+|-) (Rated: -50)
"i got white stuff on my face" - ems, 2010


#106 (+|-) (Rated: -51)
beezled: i want to eat and fuck everything


#54 (+|-) (Rated: -34)
“I’m just gonna drink till you look pretty” – Bland, 2010


#32 (+|-) (Rated: -49)
jack: I want your scrotum between my nipples
mr_offbow: i want to fuck the back of your ear with a picture of a bear on my cock


#86 (+|-) (Rated: -39)
thirteen: im wet
thirteen: mmm


#113 (+|-) (Rated: -48)
my mum used to squirt it on my pillow - ems 2013


#90 (+|-) (Rated: -45)
trioxin245: i dont get it.room of europeans talking about shitty us pop bands from the 90s
trioxin245: you guys suck


#99 (+|-) (Rated: -36)
beezled_mute: we're sluts, we'll take anyone


#81 (+|-) (Rated: -45)
"I would take care of my dick like a baby" – Trioxin, 2010


#63 (+|-) (Rated: -36)
“I FAP!  DON'T WORRY PEOPLE! – Lapis, 2010


#35 (+|-) (Rated: -50)
"one look at this bother and i could tell he was competitive at his dominos" - dubsketch 2010


#72 (+|-) (Rated: -28)
"Oh my God, we need Beezled.... NOW!" – Offbow, 2010


#96 (+|-) (Rated: -47)
niro: i swallow
niro: aint no bullemic


#69 (+|-) (Rated: -44)
“Its hard and only works half the time” – Offbow, 2010


#52 (+|-) (Rated: -31)
"I just want to go home and pop it in." – Belair, 2010


#95 (+|-) (Rated: -34)
niro: i swallow


#85 (+|-) (Rated: -36)
" Those were my huge ones." - Suze, 2010


#16 (+|-) (Rated: -39)
jacknile: I want to cum in your bellybutton while sniffing your balls
jacknile: Im gonna finger your asshole with my foot


#58 (+|-) (Rated: -35)
"I have a light saber.  Here's your cheese." – thecolorgreen, 2010


#18 (+|-) (Rated: -48)
"i am a dragon, but you guys are telling me to be a dragon"  Jasun - 2010


#118 (+|-) (Rated: -23)


#92 (+|-) (Rated: -41)
shorttye: all about cock on lips
shorttye: im addicted


#11 (+|-) (Rated: -42)
Jacknile: i want you to rub your beard all over my genitalia baby


#24 (+|-) (Rated: -40)
"just lying in bed and tate is goin up and down on my ass" - ems 2010


#12 (+|-) (Rated: -45)
"Would you like a Brazil nut?" - Kays mum , 2010


#66 (+|-) (Rated: -25)
"I don't care who you are, you can't control your asshole when you're sleeping." – Ness


#20 (+|-) (Rated: -27)
"I want to piss in your anus while running my masculine cock through your hair" Jacknile - 2010


#116 (+|-) (Rated: -41)
"I would still tear up your ass random" - handhob, 2013


#78 (+|-) (Rated: -41)
"Half my head is fluffy" – Suze, 2010


#59 (+|-) (Rated: -47)
"I like it slow and soulful" – thecolorgreen, 2010


#34 (+|-) (Rated: -47)
"i dont believe in hippo's" - juju 2010


#83 (+|-) (Rated: -47)
“Wheel do you like celery?” – Voca, 2010


#76 (+|-) (Rated: -37)
"I want to fuck thomas in the ass." – Rawr77, 2010