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Reelaxregs Quotes Database

Reelaxregs Quotes


#86 (+|-) (Rated: -67)
thirteen: im wet
thirteen: mmm


#81 (+|-) (Rated: -72)
"I would take care of my dick like a baby" – Trioxin, 2010


#59 (+|-) (Rated: -72)
"I like it slow and soulful" – thecolorgreen, 2010


#79 (+|-) (Rated: -71)
"I don't hand you a limp noodle" – Suze, 2010


#101 (+|-) (Rated: -67)
drew: I've taken plenty a load in the mouth


#83 (+|-) (Rated: -78)
“Wheel do you like celery?” – Voca, 2010


#118 (+|-) (Rated: -45)


#58 (+|-) (Rated: -64)
"I have a light saber.  Here's your cheese." – thecolorgreen, 2010


#48 (+|-) (Rated: -68)
beezled: awww, you guys make me feel dirty


#38 (+|-) (Rated: -65)
"im going to decapitate you and then shove your seperated head in my vagina" - ems, 2011


#10 (+|-) (Rated: -79)
jack_housemd: i cant wait to dip my cock in caramel and rub it all over your chest
nakednile: dat chest
nakednile: i want to shave your chest and shove the hair in my asshole
mr_offbow: oh jack how you do talk to me :)
nakednile: what can i say
nakednile: that last one was pretty good
mr_offbow: im loving it


#108 (+|-) (Rated: -74)
[19:22] beezled: i want to eat and fuck everything


#41 (+|-) (Rated: -73)
"ANDREW THAT WAS FUCKING QQUICK GET BACK IN THERE YOU GREASY SCOTSMAN" beezled 2011


#67 (+|-) (Rated: -70)
"I just got a mount for my goblin." – McNutt, 2010


#107 (+|-) (Rated: -66)
falkortheluckdragon: yolo


#120 (+|-) (Rated: -46)
"handjob drunk himself retarded" - dub 2013


#109 (+|-) (Rated: -60)
l3rl4n: I think the best thing about having a mustache, is never having to search for your booger after shooting a snot rocket. It's always served fresh on a silver platter on top your beard. Prime for licking up the mess.


#111 (+|-) (Rated: -67)
Ems: NO ONE WILL BE JIZZING


#70 (+|-) (Rated: -67)
"WTF you idiot, no one straightens there VAGINA HAIR" – Loverfacecat, 2010


#88 (+|-) (Rated: -59)
samms: i like anal flavour


#20 (+|-) (Rated: -53)
"I want to piss in your anus while running my masculine cock through your hair" Jacknile - 2010


#66 (+|-) (Rated: -56)
"I don't care who you are, you can't control your asshole when you're sleeping." – Ness


#9 (+|-) (Rated: -61)
"I look bitchin' in my snuggie" - pm 2010


#89 (+|-) (Rated: -55)
da: MFW samms can make a gayer comment than i can


#1 (+|-) (Rated: -111)
fruity is trio after a few drinks in a shower wit 2 other men - Niro


#82 (+|-) (Rated: -73)
"You could wear me like a puppet!" – Trioxin, 2010


#72 (+|-) (Rated: -57)
"Oh my God, we need Beezled.... NOW!" – Offbow, 2010


#63 (+|-) (Rated: -66)
“I FAP!  DON'T WORRY PEOPLE! – Lapis, 2010


#105 (+|-) (Rated: -101)
beezled: there's a vidya of me eating snow on youtube
flyingkoala: show :3
drew: theres a vid of me climbing into my fridge then showing ass on youtube
flyingkoala: don't show


#2 (+|-) (Rated: -73)
sexykoala: I feel so agechecked D:


#94 (+|-) (Rated: -57)
beezled: my uterus is cringing


#24 (+|-) (Rated: -69)
"just lying in bed and tate is goin up and down on my ass" - ems 2010


#15 (+|-) (Rated: -79)
"i got white stuff on my face" - ems, 2010


#26 (+|-) (Rated: -68)
"My boobs are champs."  lapis - 2010


#119 (+|-) (Rated: -61)
"i don't mind fucking little girls" - handjob 2013


#17 (+|-) (Rated: -63)
"I would totally do it with my sister" - Anheroo, 2010


#29 (+|-) (Rated: -66)
jacknile: i want shove missletoe up your arse while performing fellatio on elm0


#65 (+|-) (Rated: -81)
"I have crotch gnomes." – Lapis, 2010


#18 (+|-) (Rated: -71)
"i am a dragon, but you guys are telling me to be a dragon"  Jasun - 2010


#85 (+|-) (Rated: -67)
" Those were my huge ones." - Suze, 2010


#47 (+|-) (Rated: -82)
"mcnutt really does write ANY name on her tits doesn't she?"  - palpaple, 2011


#55 (+|-) (Rated: -60)
"If anyone has a clean asshole, it's Lapis." – Boston, 2010


#54 (+|-) (Rated: -58)
“I’m just gonna drink till you look pretty” – Bland, 2010


#22 (+|-) (Rated: -55)
"i love Jeremy, he's my baby" voca - 2010


#43 (+|-) (Rated: -81)
"u know dat bitch random, fucked her in the ass...random" - voca, 2011


#75 (+|-) (Rated: -61)
“I always have prunes for girlfriends.  What can I do about it?” – Somegui, 2010


#5 (+|-) (Rated: -80)
jacknile: im playing a song about how much i want to be inside of you
buyingjarofcaramel: im imagining this pizza is your genitalia


#64 (+|-) (Rated: -58)
“In that case, "hellooooo Sweeeetness!"  – Lapis, 2010


#49 (+|-) (Rated: -69)
" cum is a delicious snack " - lapis


#69 (+|-) (Rated: -63)
“Its hard and only works half the time” – Offbow, 2010