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#106 (+|-) (Rated: -92)
beezled: i want to eat and fuck everything


#13 (+|-) (Rated: -71)
"black men are gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay" - tate 2010 (song)


#57 (+|-) (Rated: -84)
"I'm all wet." – thecolorgreen, 2010


#54 (+|-) (Rated: -61)
“I’m just gonna drink till you look pretty” – Bland, 2010


#105 (+|-) (Rated: -98)
beezled: there's a vidya of me eating snow on youtube
flyingkoala: show :3
drew: theres a vid of me climbing into my fridge then showing ass on youtube
flyingkoala: don't show


#27 (+|-) (Rated: -81)
"how do you spell z"  - Crazyitalian 2010


#37 (+|-) (Rated: -78)
"there is white stuff in my mouth" - ems 2011


#107 (+|-) (Rated: -68)
falkortheluckdragon: yolo


#6 (+|-) (Rated: -107)
ems: klown had any pineapple penetration recently
klown: yeah


#40 (+|-) (Rated: -95)
"Offbow's balls are like the 8th wonder of the new world" - beezled 2011


#42 (+|-) (Rated: -62)
sodaenemadotcom: hi admin have you tried the newest enema?
sodaenemadotcom: please head over to soda enema dot com
mr_offbow: you have done good work bro
mr_offbow: A*****
mr_offbow: as ebay would say


#115 (+|-) (Rated: -67)
Ems: oh i love my vagina


#19 (+|-) (Rated: -60)
rawr77: guys, never get caught almost having sex in a mcdonalds bathroom by the manager
rawr77: JUST SAYIN
rawr77: good good


#111 (+|-) (Rated: -66)
Ems: NO ONE WILL BE JIZZING


#117 (+|-) (Rated: -84)
handjob: i will rape face in a jamaican prison (04/25/13)


#80 (+|-) (Rated: -67)
"C'mere and pet this kitty." – Suze, 2010


#61 (+|-) (Rated: -60)
"JASUN LETS SEXT" – Jacknile, 2010


#45 (+|-) (Rated: -62)
"I WANT TO SMELL YOU" - mcnutt 2011


#113 (+|-) (Rated: -80)
my mum used to squirt it on my pillow - ems 2013


#92 (+|-) (Rated: -74)
shorttye: all about cock on lips
shorttye: im addicted


#48 (+|-) (Rated: -71)
beezled: awww, you guys make me feel dirty


#52 (+|-) (Rated: -63)
"I just want to go home and pop it in." – Belair, 2010


#15 (+|-) (Rated: -81)
"i got white stuff on my face" - ems, 2010


#24 (+|-) (Rated: -70)
"just lying in bed and tate is goin up and down on my ass" - ems 2010


#32 (+|-) (Rated: -77)
jack: I want your scrotum between my nipples
mr_offbow: i want to fuck the back of your ear with a picture of a bear on my cock


#73 (+|-) (Rated: -86)
"My lips are completely contained by my vagina." – Random, 2010


#88 (+|-) (Rated: -61)
samms: i like anal flavour


#46 (+|-) (Rated: -67)
"when i was a kid we used to play spoons" - mcnutt 2011


#108 (+|-) (Rated: -77)
[19:22] beezled: i want to eat and fuck everything


#63 (+|-) (Rated: -66)
“I FAP!  DON'T WORRY PEOPLE! – Lapis, 2010


#99 (+|-) (Rated: -65)
beezled_mute: we're sluts, we'll take anyone


#50 (+|-) (Rated: -64)
"He's still a good friend of mine." – Anheroo, 2010


#86 (+|-) (Rated: -70)
thirteen: im wet
thirteen: mmm


#116 (+|-) (Rated: -71)
"I would still tear up your ass random" - handhob, 2013


#64 (+|-) (Rated: -63)
“In that case, "hellooooo Sweeeetness!"  – Lapis, 2010


#62 (+|-) (Rated: -90)
"I love snatch" – Jacknile, 2010


#97 (+|-) (Rated: -73)
not: mfw trio always thinks i hate him
trioxin245: OFCOURSE
trioxin245: YOU ARE ALWAYS MAKING RACIST JOKES
trioxin245: AND NEVER ARE LIKE "so how was your day trio?"
trioxin245: and id go "it was so-so"
not: How was your day trio?
not: pick any oranges?


#89 (+|-) (Rated: -59)
da: MFW samms can make a gayer comment than i can


#12 (+|-) (Rated: -75)
"Would you like a Brazil nut?" - Kays mum , 2010


#94 (+|-) (Rated: -62)
beezled: my uterus is cringing


#20 (+|-) (Rated: -59)
"I want to piss in your anus while running my masculine cock through your hair" Jacknile - 2010


#22 (+|-) (Rated: -58)
"i love Jeremy, he's my baby" voca - 2010


#25 (+|-) (Rated: -62)
"i condition my ass hairs" bitemenow10 - 2010


#43 (+|-) (Rated: -77)
"u know dat bitch random, fucked her in the ass...random" - voca, 2011


#85 (+|-) (Rated: -69)
" Those were my huge ones." - Suze, 2010


#81 (+|-) (Rated: -73)
"I would take care of my dick like a baby" – Trioxin, 2010


#114 (+|-) (Rated: -80)
my mum used to squirt it on my pillow - ems 2013


#72 (+|-) (Rated: -62)
"Oh my God, we need Beezled.... NOW!" – Offbow, 2010


#3 (+|-) (Rated: -66)
vixx screams a ferocious battle cry and slaps Koala with a sloppy Tuna fish.
vixx snags the white gloves while hes down and fishy
vixx: >:E
sexykoala: oh noes
sexykoala: I feel so fishy D:


#26 (+|-) (Rated: -70)
"My boobs are champs."  lapis - 2010