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Reelaxregs Quotes Database

Reelaxregs Quotes


#85 (+|-) (Rated: -68)
" Those were my huge ones." - Suze, 2010


#58 (+|-) (Rated: -69)
"I have a light saber.  Here's your cheese." – thecolorgreen, 2010


#68 (+|-) (Rated: -62)
"At some point I'm going to show my penis or something.  It'll be amazing." – Offbow, 2010


#28 (+|-) (Rated: -88)
"lfc has some nice boobs js" - dubsketch, 2010


#118 (+|-) (Rated: -55)


#15 (+|-) (Rated: -81)
"i got white stuff on my face" - ems, 2010


#96 (+|-) (Rated: -80)
niro: i swallow
niro: aint no bullemic


#25 (+|-) (Rated: -62)
"i condition my ass hairs" bitemenow10 - 2010


#8 (+|-) (Rated: -74)
"i just lick it when its wet" - ems 2010


#75 (+|-) (Rated: -68)
“I always have prunes for girlfriends.  What can I do about it?” – Somegui, 2010


#17 (+|-) (Rated: -66)
"I would totally do it with my sister" - Anheroo, 2010


#23 (+|-) (Rated: -77)
"first time i did it i was in a gay club, so fun!"  Juju - 2010


#83 (+|-) (Rated: -83)
“Wheel do you like celery?” – Voca, 2010


#70 (+|-) (Rated: -69)
"WTF you idiot, no one straightens there VAGINA HAIR" – Loverfacecat, 2010


#2 (+|-) (Rated: -78)
sexykoala: I feel so agechecked D:


#78 (+|-) (Rated: -69)
"Half my head is fluffy" – Suze, 2010


#55 (+|-) (Rated: -63)
"If anyone has a clean asshole, it's Lapis." – Boston, 2010


#45 (+|-) (Rated: -62)
"I WANT TO SMELL YOU" - mcnutt 2011


#65 (+|-) (Rated: -84)
"I have crotch gnomes." – Lapis, 2010


#39 (+|-) (Rated: -81)
mohmadshamim: rawr77/iwill walr with love you Foreuer?


#36 (+|-) (Rated: -63)
"my shirt just fell in the tiolet" - CI 2011


#59 (+|-) (Rated: -75)
"I like it slow and soulful" – thecolorgreen, 2010


#9 (+|-) (Rated: -65)
"I look bitchin' in my snuggie" - pm 2010


#91 (+|-) (Rated: -72)
jasun: I r hungry
jasun: for my own faeces


#21 (+|-) (Rated: -86)
"I can do all kinds of shit with my tongue" Rawr77 - 2010


#51 (+|-) (Rated: -64)
"Gui's dying.... it's hilarious." – Beezled, 2010


#69 (+|-) (Rated: -67)
“Its hard and only works half the time” – Offbow, 2010


#81 (+|-) (Rated: -71)
"I would take care of my dick like a baby" – Trioxin, 2010


#73 (+|-) (Rated: -85)
"My lips are completely contained by my vagina." – Random, 2010


#109 (+|-) (Rated: -64)
l3rl4n: I think the best thing about having a mustache, is never having to search for your booger after shooting a snot rocket. It's always served fresh on a silver platter on top your beard. Prime for licking up the mess.


#19 (+|-) (Rated: -62)
rawr77: guys, never get caught almost having sex in a mcdonalds bathroom by the manager
rawr77: JUST SAYIN
rawr77: good good


#111 (+|-) (Rated: -69)
Ems: NO ONE WILL BE JIZZING


#41 (+|-) (Rated: -76)
"ANDREW THAT WAS FUCKING QQUICK GET BACK IN THERE YOU GREASY SCOTSMAN" beezled 2011


#56 (+|-) (Rated: -68)
"Hey, why is the giant dick in the sky pointing right at my name?” – Belair, 2010


#24 (+|-) (Rated: -70)
"just lying in bed and tate is goin up and down on my ass" - ems 2010


#114 (+|-) (Rated: -83)
my mum used to squirt it on my pillow - ems 2013


#98 (+|-) (Rated: -85)
trioxin245: what i would do to ejaculate over beezled while she sleeps


#80 (+|-) (Rated: -67)
"C'mere and pet this kitty." – Suze, 2010


#66 (+|-) (Rated: -57)
"I don't care who you are, you can't control your asshole when you're sleeping." – Ness


#93 (+|-) (Rated: -75)
jasun: kids can suck my dick


#42 (+|-) (Rated: -62)
sodaenemadotcom: hi admin have you tried the newest enema?
sodaenemadotcom: please head over to soda enema dot com
mr_offbow: you have done good work bro
mr_offbow: A*****
mr_offbow: as ebay would say


#120 (+|-) (Rated: -50)
"handjob drunk himself retarded" - dub 2013


#89 (+|-) (Rated: -59)
da: MFW samms can make a gayer comment than i can


#34 (+|-) (Rated: -74)
"i dont believe in hippo's" - juju 2010


#61 (+|-) (Rated: -67)
"JASUN LETS SEXT" – Jacknile, 2010


#53 (+|-) (Rated: -82)
"Creme...this stuff cools it down...feels good" – Anheroo, 2010


#40 (+|-) (Rated: -94)
"Offbow's balls are like the 8th wonder of the new world" - beezled 2011


#3 (+|-) (Rated: -67)
vixx screams a ferocious battle cry and slaps Koala with a sloppy Tuna fish.
vixx snags the white gloves while hes down and fishy
vixx: >:E
sexykoala: oh noes
sexykoala: I feel so fishy D:


#74 (+|-) (Rated: -79)
"I'll just draw you a picture of my vagina so you can see what it looks like." – Random


#63 (+|-) (Rated: -69)
“I FAP!  DON'T WORRY PEOPLE! – Lapis, 2010