Reelaxregs Quotes

#120 (+|-) (Rated: -44)
"handjob drunk himself retarded" - dub 2013

#118 (+|-) (Rated: -46)

#33 (+|-) (Rated: -52)
"monster cock is monster" - ems, 2010

#20 (+|-) (Rated: -54)
"I want to piss in your anus while running my masculine cock through your hair" Jacknile - 2010

#66 (+|-) (Rated: -54)
"I don't care who you are, you can't control your asshole when you're sleeping." – Ness

#22 (+|-) (Rated: -56)
"i love Jeremy, he's my baby" voca - 2010

#42 (+|-) (Rated: -56)
sodaenemadotcom: hi admin have you tried the newest enema?
sodaenemadotcom: please head over to soda enema dot com
mr_offbow: you have done good work bro
mr_offbow: A*****
mr_offbow: as ebay would say

#60 (+|-) (Rated: -56)
“I have bright red nipples  like targets" – Ems,2010

#72 (+|-) (Rated: -56)
"Oh my God, we need Beezled.... NOW!" – Offbow, 2010

#112 (+|-) (Rated: -56)
trioxin245: i wonder if ems frowns after an orgasm

#56 (+|-) (Rated: -57)
"Hey, why is the giant dick in the sky pointing right at my name?” – Belair, 2010

#61 (+|-) (Rated: -57)
"JASUN LETS SEXT" – Jacknile, 2010

#84 (+|-) (Rated: -57)
"How large can my vulva be?" – Tika, 2010

#89 (+|-) (Rated: -57)
da: MFW samms can make a gayer comment than i can

#54 (+|-) (Rated: -58)
“I’m just gonna drink till you look pretty” – Bland, 2010

#68 (+|-) (Rated: -58)
"At some point I'm going to show my penis or something.  It'll be amazing." – Offbow, 2010

#94 (+|-) (Rated: -58)
beezled: my uterus is cringing

#104 (+|-) (Rated: -58)
"Of all the things I wish I could do, reading and writing is one of them"-offbow

#19 (+|-) (Rated: -59)
rawr77: guys, never get caught almost having sex in a mcdonalds bathroom by the manager
rawr77: JUST SAYIN
rawr77: good good

#9 (+|-) (Rated: -60)
"I look bitchin' in my snuggie" - pm 2010

#25 (+|-) (Rated: -60)
"i condition my ass hairs" bitemenow10 - 2010

#55 (+|-) (Rated: -60)
"If anyone has a clean asshole, it's Lapis." – Boston, 2010

#77 (+|-) (Rated: -60)
"Come here lfc... experiment with my head" - Suze, 2010

#88 (+|-) (Rated: -60)
samms: i like anal flavour

#52 (+|-) (Rated: -61)
"I just want to go home and pop it in." – Belair, 2010

#64 (+|-) (Rated: -61)
“In that case, "hellooooo Sweeeetness!"  – Lapis, 2010

#75 (+|-) (Rated: -61)
“I always have prunes for girlfriends.  What can I do about it?” – Somegui, 2010

#119 (+|-) (Rated: -61)
"i don't mind fucking little girls" - handjob 2013

#109 (+|-) (Rated: -62)
l3rl4n: I think the best thing about having a mustache, is never having to search for your booger after shooting a snot rocket. It's always served fresh on a silver platter on top your beard. Prime for licking up the mess.

#115 (+|-) (Rated: -62)
Ems: oh i love my vagina

#3 (+|-) (Rated: -63)
vixx screams a ferocious battle cry and slaps Koala with a sloppy Tuna fish.
vixx snags the white gloves while hes down and fishy
vixx: >:E
sexykoala: oh noes
sexykoala: I feel so fishy D:

#44 (+|-) (Rated: -63)
"i love you because you'er not fully brown" - mcnutt 2011

#45 (+|-) (Rated: -63)
"I WANT TO SMELL YOU" - mcnutt 2011

#51 (+|-) (Rated: -63)
"Gui's dying.... it's hilarious." – Beezled, 2010

#100 (+|-) (Rated: -63)
Sam Crudge : you got bf2?
Harry (Offbow) Bartlam: yeah somewhere but im drawning a vigina at the moment
Sam Crudge : LOL

#16 (+|-) (Rated: -64)
jacknile: I want to cum in your bellybutton while sniffing your balls
jacknile: Im gonna finger your asshole with my foot

#36 (+|-) (Rated: -64)
"my shirt just fell in the tiolet" - CI 2011

#46 (+|-) (Rated: -64)
"when i was a kid we used to play spoons" - mcnutt 2011

#80 (+|-) (Rated: -64)
"C'mere and pet this kitty." – Suze, 2010

#87 (+|-) (Rated: -64)
niro: suck my dick ash ketchup

#17 (+|-) (Rated: -65)
"I would totally do it with my sister" - Anheroo, 2010

#50 (+|-) (Rated: -65)
"He's still a good friend of mine." – Anheroo, 2010

#69 (+|-) (Rated: -65)
“Its hard and only works half the time” – Offbow, 2010

#91 (+|-) (Rated: -65)
jasun: I r hungry
jasun: for my own faeces

#95 (+|-) (Rated: -65)
niro: i swallow

#58 (+|-) (Rated: -66)
"I have a light saber.  Here's your cheese." – thecolorgreen, 2010

#78 (+|-) (Rated: -66)
"Half my head is fluffy" – Suze, 2010

#85 (+|-) (Rated: -66)
" Those were my huge ones." - Suze, 2010

#99 (+|-) (Rated: -66)
beezled_mute: we're sluts, we'll take anyone

#102 (+|-) (Rated: -66)
mcnutt: i hope you're talking about my genitals