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#120 (+|-) (Rated: -33)
"handjob drunk himself retarded" - dub 2013


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#42 (+|-) (Rated: -37)
sodaenemadotcom: hi admin have you tried the newest enema?
sodaenemadotcom: please head over to soda enema dot com
mr_offbow: you have done good work bro
mr_offbow: A*****
mr_offbow: as ebay would say


#66 (+|-) (Rated: -37)
"I don't care who you are, you can't control your asshole when you're sleeping." – Ness


#89 (+|-) (Rated: -38)
da: MFW samms can make a gayer comment than i can


#33 (+|-) (Rated: -39)
"monster cock is monster" - ems, 2010


#94 (+|-) (Rated: -39)
beezled: my uterus is cringing


#72 (+|-) (Rated: -40)
"Oh my God, we need Beezled.... NOW!" – Offbow, 2010


#20 (+|-) (Rated: -41)
"I want to piss in your anus while running my masculine cock through your hair" Jacknile - 2010


#22 (+|-) (Rated: -41)
"i love Jeremy, he's my baby" voca - 2010


#87 (+|-) (Rated: -41)
niro: suck my dick ash ketchup


#52 (+|-) (Rated: -42)
"I just want to go home and pop it in." – Belair, 2010


#68 (+|-) (Rated: -42)
"At some point I'm going to show my penis or something.  It'll be amazing." – Offbow, 2010


#77 (+|-) (Rated: -42)
"Come here lfc... experiment with my head" - Suze, 2010


#80 (+|-) (Rated: -42)
"C'mere and pet this kitty." – Suze, 2010


#88 (+|-) (Rated: -42)
samms: i like anal flavour


#100 (+|-) (Rated: -42)
Sam Crudge : you got bf2?
Harry (Offbow) Bartlam: yeah somewhere but im drawning a vigina at the moment
Sam Crudge : LOL


#31 (+|-) (Rated: -43)
"fuck you somegui! Don't tell me how to live my life! I will suck your dick!" -Tate 2010


#112 (+|-) (Rated: -43)
trioxin245: i wonder if ems frowns after an orgasm


#55 (+|-) (Rated: -44)
"If anyone has a clean asshole, it's Lapis." – Boston, 2010


#110 (+|-) (Rated: -44)
sexykoala: strangest things happened
offbow: yeah?
sexykoala: my cheese dealer decided to ignore me
offbow: WTF HA


#109 (+|-) (Rated: -44)
l3rl4n: I think the best thing about having a mustache, is never having to search for your booger after shooting a snot rocket. It's always served fresh on a silver platter on top your beard. Prime for licking up the mess.


#9 (+|-) (Rated: -45)
"I look bitchin' in my snuggie" - pm 2010


#19 (+|-) (Rated: -45)
rawr77: guys, never get caught almost having sex in a mcdonalds bathroom by the manager
rawr77: JUST SAYIN
rawr77: good good


#44 (+|-) (Rated: -45)
"i love you because you'er not fully brown" - mcnutt 2011


#104 (+|-) (Rated: -45)
"Of all the things I wish I could do, reading and writing is one of them"-offbow


#45 (+|-) (Rated: -46)
"I WANT TO SMELL YOU" - mcnutt 2011


#46 (+|-) (Rated: -46)
"when i was a kid we used to play spoons" - mcnutt 2011


#50 (+|-) (Rated: -46)
"He's still a good friend of mine." – Anheroo, 2010


#51 (+|-) (Rated: -46)
"Gui's dying.... it's hilarious." – Beezled, 2010


#95 (+|-) (Rated: -46)
niro: i swallow


#36 (+|-) (Rated: -47)
"my shirt just fell in the tiolet" - CI 2011


#49 (+|-) (Rated: -47)
" cum is a delicious snack " - lapis


#54 (+|-) (Rated: -47)
“I’m just gonna drink till you look pretty” – Bland, 2010


#58 (+|-) (Rated: -47)
"I have a light saber.  Here's your cheese." – thecolorgreen, 2010


#61 (+|-) (Rated: -47)
"JASUN LETS SEXT" – Jacknile, 2010


#67 (+|-) (Rated: -47)
"I just got a mount for my goblin." – McNutt, 2010


#70 (+|-) (Rated: -47)
"WTF you idiot, no one straightens there VAGINA HAIR" – Loverfacecat, 2010


#84 (+|-) (Rated: -47)
"How large can my vulva be?" – Tika, 2010


#99 (+|-) (Rated: -47)
beezled_mute: we're sluts, we'll take anyone


#119 (+|-) (Rated: -47)
"i don't mind fucking little girls" - handjob 2013


#17 (+|-) (Rated: -48)
"I would totally do it with my sister" - Anheroo, 2010


#25 (+|-) (Rated: -48)
"i condition my ass hairs" bitemenow10 - 2010


#56 (+|-) (Rated: -48)
"Hey, why is the giant dick in the sky pointing right at my name?” – Belair, 2010


#63 (+|-) (Rated: -48)
“I FAP!  DON'T WORRY PEOPLE! – Lapis, 2010


#64 (+|-) (Rated: -48)
“In that case, "hellooooo Sweeeetness!"  – Lapis, 2010


#75 (+|-) (Rated: -48)
“I always have prunes for girlfriends.  What can I do about it?” – Somegui, 2010


#107 (+|-) (Rated: -48)
falkortheluckdragon: yolo


#26 (+|-) (Rated: -49)
"My boobs are champs."  lapis - 2010


#30 (+|-) (Rated: -49)
“TONGUE RINGS FEEL GOOD ON MY VAGINA" – Ness, 2010