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#42(+|-)(Rated: -61)
sodaenemadotcom: hi admin have you tried the newest enema?
sodaenemadotcom: please head over to soda enema dot com
mr_offbow: you have done good work bro
mr_offbow: A*****
mr_offbow: as ebay would say
#45(+|-)(Rated: -61)
"I WANT TO SMELL YOU" - mcnutt 2011
#68(+|-)(Rated: -61)
"At some point I'm going to show my penis or something. It'll be amazing." Offbow, 2010
#100(+|-)(Rated: -61)
Sam Crudge : you got bf2?
Harry (Offbow) Bartlam: yeah somewhere but im drawning a vigina at the moment
Sam Crudge : LOL
#94(+|-)(Rated: -61)
beezled: my uterus is cringing
#25(+|-)(Rated: -62)
"i condition my ass hairs" bitemenow10 - 2010
#52(+|-)(Rated: -62)
"I just want to go home and pop it in." Belair, 2010
#55(+|-)(Rated: -62)
"If anyone has a clean asshole, it's Lapis." Boston, 2010
#72(+|-)(Rated: -62)
"Oh my God, we need Beezled.... NOW!" Offbow, 2010
#77(+|-)(Rated: -62)
"Come here lfc... experiment with my head" - Suze, 2010
#87(+|-)(Rated: -62)
niro: suck my dick ash ketchup
#109(+|-)(Rated: -62)
l3rl4n: I think the best thing about having a mustache, is never having to search for your booger after shooting a snot rocket. It's always served fresh on a silver platter on top your beard. Prime for licking up the mess.
#9(+|-)(Rated: -63)
"I look bitchin' in my snuggie" - pm 2010
#36(+|-)(Rated: -63)
"my shirt just fell in the tiolet" - CI 2011
#44(+|-)(Rated: -63)
"i love you because you'er not fully brown" - mcnutt 2011
#50(+|-)(Rated: -63)
"He's still a good friend of mine." Anheroo, 2010
#60(+|-)(Rated: -63)
I have bright red nipples like targets" Ems,2010
#84(+|-)(Rated: -63)
"How large can my vulva be?" Tika, 2010
#64(+|-)(Rated: -64)
In that case, "hellooooo Sweeeetness!" Lapis, 2010
#17(+|-)(Rated: -65)
"I would totally do it with my sister" - Anheroo, 2010
#80(+|-)(Rated: -65)
"C'mere and pet this kitty." Suze, 2010
#110(+|-)(Rated: -65)
sexykoala: strangest things happened
offbow: yeah?
sexykoala: my cheese dealer decided to ignore me
offbow: WTF HA
#119(+|-)(Rated: -65)
"i don't mind fucking little girls" - handjob 2013
#3(+|-)(Rated: -66)
vixx screams a ferocious battle cry and slaps Koala with a sloppy Tuna fish.
vixx snags the white gloves while hes down and fishy
vixx: >:E
sexykoala: oh noes
sexykoala: I feel so fishy D:
#29(+|-)(Rated: -66)
jacknile: i want shove missletoe up your arse while performing fellatio on elm0
#46(+|-)(Rated: -66)
"when i was a kid we used to play spoons" - mcnutt 2011
#69(+|-)(Rated: -66)
Its hard and only works half the time Offbow, 2010