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#42(+|-)(Rated: -37)
sodaenemadotcom: hi admin have you tried the newest enema?
sodaenemadotcom: please head over to soda enema dot com
mr_offbow: you have done good work bro
mr_offbow: A*****
mr_offbow: as ebay would say
#66(+|-)(Rated: -37)
"I don't care who you are, you can't control your asshole when you're sleeping." Ness
#89(+|-)(Rated: -38)
da: MFW samms can make a gayer comment than i can
#33(+|-)(Rated: -39)
"monster cock is monster" - ems, 2010
#94(+|-)(Rated: -39)
beezled: my uterus is cringing
#72(+|-)(Rated: -40)
"Oh my God, we need Beezled.... NOW!" Offbow, 2010
#20(+|-)(Rated: -41)
"I want to piss in your anus while running my masculine cock through your hair" Jacknile - 2010
#22(+|-)(Rated: -41)
"i love Jeremy, he's my baby" voca - 2010
#87(+|-)(Rated: -41)
niro: suck my dick ash ketchup
#52(+|-)(Rated: -42)
"I just want to go home and pop it in." Belair, 2010
#68(+|-)(Rated: -42)
"At some point I'm going to show my penis or something. It'll be amazing." Offbow, 2010
#77(+|-)(Rated: -42)
"Come here lfc... experiment with my head" - Suze, 2010
#80(+|-)(Rated: -42)
"C'mere and pet this kitty." Suze, 2010
#100(+|-)(Rated: -42)
Sam Crudge : you got bf2?
Harry (Offbow) Bartlam: yeah somewhere but im drawning a vigina at the moment
Sam Crudge : LOL
#31(+|-)(Rated: -43)
"fuck you somegui! Don't tell me how to live my life! I will suck your dick!" -Tate 2010
#112(+|-)(Rated: -43)
trioxin245: i wonder if ems frowns after an orgasm
#55(+|-)(Rated: -44)
"If anyone has a clean asshole, it's Lapis." Boston, 2010
#110(+|-)(Rated: -44)
sexykoala: strangest things happened
offbow: yeah?
sexykoala: my cheese dealer decided to ignore me
offbow: WTF HA
#109(+|-)(Rated: -44)
l3rl4n: I think the best thing about having a mustache, is never having to search for your booger after shooting a snot rocket. It's always served fresh on a silver platter on top your beard. Prime for licking up the mess.
#9(+|-)(Rated: -45)
"I look bitchin' in my snuggie" - pm 2010
#19(+|-)(Rated: -45)
rawr77: guys, never get caught almost having sex in a mcdonalds bathroom by the manager
rawr77: JUST SAYIN
rawr77: good good
#44(+|-)(Rated: -45)
"i love you because you'er not fully brown" - mcnutt 2011
#104(+|-)(Rated: -45)
"Of all the things I wish I could do, reading and writing is one of them"-offbow
#45(+|-)(Rated: -46)
"I WANT TO SMELL YOU" - mcnutt 2011
#46(+|-)(Rated: -46)
"when i was a kid we used to play spoons" - mcnutt 2011
#50(+|-)(Rated: -46)
"He's still a good friend of mine." Anheroo, 2010
